Post by Flap Flanagan on Oct 13, 2007 7:32:37 GMT -6
Chapter 14: The True Superstar
Last week in the main Event for the second week in a row The Flapanise Master Flap Flanagan wrecked chaos on his opponents and Tag Team partner. Hitting ever body with chair shots then pinning his Half Brother Reid Flanagan for the win. Why all of an sudden has The Happy go lucky King of the Dr Pepper Mountain turned to the dark side and wrecking havoc on everybody in his path? Is this his destiny?
Bad to the Bone by George Throughgood Blares over the PA System but no sign of Flap Flanagan then the lights go out then come back on and Flap Flanagan is in the center of the ring.
Flap: BOO YA!
Fans Boo Loudly. Flap puts his index finger to his mouth signaling the crowd to be quiet but they just boo louder.
Flap: What not impressed on my Ninja Entrance?
Booing continues.
Flap: Well Who the futt cares about your opinions anyways? That's right Nobody! Now Let's keep you Little Asswipes up to date with POW current Events , Let's start with the Main Event Last week. Holy Futt was that ever an great showing from Yours Truly's Eh.
Fans Chant Asshole
Flap: Yesum I know My Tag Team Partner Josh Eagles is an asshole for not doing his part during last week' tag match. But all is forgiven since well The True Superstar was there to bail out my Asswipe of an Tag Team Partner. Yesum That true Superstar is no other then Me! I dominated that match from start to finish. Dominating the Tripe Crown Champion like he was alittle retarded monkey infant. And he is suppose to be the Best in POW. Well Holy Futt I put the nail in the coffin on that subject cause I truly showed that I am the superior FLANAGAN and Superior wrestler in last week's Main Event. I should be in the Main Event at No Fear not my Idiot of an Partner Josh Eagles. WOOey what an Snooze fest that match is gonna be.
Fans Chant Eagles, and Maverick
Flap: I truly don't get you people you cheer for 2nd rate Wrestlers, but you turn your head at The true Wrestling Superstar. I know your jealous of my Wickedly Awesome Wrestling Talent. But come on get over it, you Stupid Rotten Good for nothing FUTTERS!
Fans Chant Asshole
Flap: I get the point already Josh Eagles is an asshole. I already knew this information already. Get some new Shit! Now anyways onto more important stuff then the POW triple Crown Championship since well it's totally overrated since Two guys fighting for it are Second rate. I guess POW management love holding down their true Superstar and giving him Matches for second rate titles like the Valor Championship. Yesum if you haven't clued in yet, I will be winning the POW Valor Title at No Fear.
Fans Chant BIG CI RULEZ!
Flap: Oh Yes The BIG CI is really gonna rule at No Fear, NOT! Big Ci has been Valor Champion for along time. He has defended it like an true Champion, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Yeah OK like I am really gonna give Big Ci credit for defending his title against guys like Mr. Showtime and like anybody else in this company that isn't well ME! See the only reason Big Ci has had that title for so long is cause well cause... Well hell the POW Roster has like well two Half Decent wrestlers and there fighting in the Main Event. Half Decent Wrestlers in the Main Event fighting for the top title in the Company. When you Got The True Superstar fighting for the second rate title against the over rated BIG CI!
Fans Chant BIG CI!
Flap: Yesum you poor dimwits have no idea how much pain Big Ci is gonna suffer at No Fear. Hell I have already booked an Ambulance and an Private room in the hospital for Big Ci's little Visit there after No Fear. Oh wait I totally forgot there's another asswipe involved in this match, hmmmm Futt I have no clue who he is or what his name is. So I will call him Asswipe Jobber. So at No Fear when I dominate the Match. Pin both Big Ci and Asswipe Jobber, and Become the New POW Valor Champion It will truly start the New ERA of POW The FLAPANISE ERA!
Fans Boo.
Flap: Well Futt i almost forgot I got alittle preview of what is gonna happen at No Fear. Enjoy!
Tritron shows an wrestling ring, where Flap is in the ring then the Camera zooms in and we see an closeup of some boobies which are Labeled BIG CI. Then the Camera zooms on an midget with an mask which says Asswipe Jobber.
Flap: We Could do this The easy way, or we could do this the Flapaniser Way. Choose your own Fate!
Both people instantly jump to the ground and lay on there backs has Flap covers them both for an three count. and Holds up an Fake Valor title. Then tritron goes Black. The Fans then start Booing.
Flap: Hey I am not an Bad Guy, I'm Just Flapanise! Wii!
Bad To The Bone By George Throughgood Blares over the PA System has Flap leaves the ring.
To Be Continued
Last week in the main Event for the second week in a row The Flapanise Master Flap Flanagan wrecked chaos on his opponents and Tag Team partner. Hitting ever body with chair shots then pinning his Half Brother Reid Flanagan for the win. Why all of an sudden has The Happy go lucky King of the Dr Pepper Mountain turned to the dark side and wrecking havoc on everybody in his path? Is this his destiny?
Bad to the Bone by George Throughgood Blares over the PA System but no sign of Flap Flanagan then the lights go out then come back on and Flap Flanagan is in the center of the ring.
Flap: BOO YA!
Fans Boo Loudly. Flap puts his index finger to his mouth signaling the crowd to be quiet but they just boo louder.
Flap: What not impressed on my Ninja Entrance?
Booing continues.
Flap: Well Who the futt cares about your opinions anyways? That's right Nobody! Now Let's keep you Little Asswipes up to date with POW current Events , Let's start with the Main Event Last week. Holy Futt was that ever an great showing from Yours Truly's Eh.
Fans Chant Asshole
Flap: Yesum I know My Tag Team Partner Josh Eagles is an asshole for not doing his part during last week' tag match. But all is forgiven since well The True Superstar was there to bail out my Asswipe of an Tag Team Partner. Yesum That true Superstar is no other then Me! I dominated that match from start to finish. Dominating the Tripe Crown Champion like he was alittle retarded monkey infant. And he is suppose to be the Best in POW. Well Holy Futt I put the nail in the coffin on that subject cause I truly showed that I am the superior FLANAGAN and Superior wrestler in last week's Main Event. I should be in the Main Event at No Fear not my Idiot of an Partner Josh Eagles. WOOey what an Snooze fest that match is gonna be.
Fans Chant Eagles, and Maverick
Flap: I truly don't get you people you cheer for 2nd rate Wrestlers, but you turn your head at The true Wrestling Superstar. I know your jealous of my Wickedly Awesome Wrestling Talent. But come on get over it, you Stupid Rotten Good for nothing FUTTERS!
Fans Chant Asshole
Flap: I get the point already Josh Eagles is an asshole. I already knew this information already. Get some new Shit! Now anyways onto more important stuff then the POW triple Crown Championship since well it's totally overrated since Two guys fighting for it are Second rate. I guess POW management love holding down their true Superstar and giving him Matches for second rate titles like the Valor Championship. Yesum if you haven't clued in yet, I will be winning the POW Valor Title at No Fear.
Fans Chant BIG CI RULEZ!
Flap: Oh Yes The BIG CI is really gonna rule at No Fear, NOT! Big Ci has been Valor Champion for along time. He has defended it like an true Champion, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Yeah OK like I am really gonna give Big Ci credit for defending his title against guys like Mr. Showtime and like anybody else in this company that isn't well ME! See the only reason Big Ci has had that title for so long is cause well cause... Well hell the POW Roster has like well two Half Decent wrestlers and there fighting in the Main Event. Half Decent Wrestlers in the Main Event fighting for the top title in the Company. When you Got The True Superstar fighting for the second rate title against the over rated BIG CI!
Fans Chant BIG CI!
Flap: Yesum you poor dimwits have no idea how much pain Big Ci is gonna suffer at No Fear. Hell I have already booked an Ambulance and an Private room in the hospital for Big Ci's little Visit there after No Fear. Oh wait I totally forgot there's another asswipe involved in this match, hmmmm Futt I have no clue who he is or what his name is. So I will call him Asswipe Jobber. So at No Fear when I dominate the Match. Pin both Big Ci and Asswipe Jobber, and Become the New POW Valor Champion It will truly start the New ERA of POW The FLAPANISE ERA!
Fans Boo.
Flap: Well Futt i almost forgot I got alittle preview of what is gonna happen at No Fear. Enjoy!
Tritron shows an wrestling ring, where Flap is in the ring then the Camera zooms in and we see an closeup of some boobies which are Labeled BIG CI. Then the Camera zooms on an midget with an mask which says Asswipe Jobber.
Flap: We Could do this The easy way, or we could do this the Flapaniser Way. Choose your own Fate!
Both people instantly jump to the ground and lay on there backs has Flap covers them both for an three count. and Holds up an Fake Valor title. Then tritron goes Black. The Fans then start Booing.
Flap: Hey I am not an Bad Guy, I'm Just Flapanise! Wii!
Bad To The Bone By George Throughgood Blares over the PA System has Flap leaves the ring.
To Be Continued