Post by lambertines on Oct 16, 2007 12:32:48 GMT -6
Cold-Blooded, Cold-Hearted, Fiery Tempered Zeke Inferno… the Man, The Monster, whatever you call him he’s sat on a chair. Right in his locker room watching the last few minutes of Sycho’s promo with his best buddy Spike, Spike is laughing his face off at the words of Sycho while Zeke remains completely calm and unaffected by it all.
Spike has a big bucket of pop-corn in his hands and is chucking back, the camera pans around to show the front of both of them. Zeke is wearing a Bomber Jacket and jeans with his converse high-tops, the collar on his Jacket fluffed up.
Spike is in his jeans and an “Save the Rave” t-shirt with a denim jacket over the top, his long red hair held back by his usual bandana. Spike leans over and nudges Zeke in the arm as Zeke holds the POW TV Title slung over his arm, the gold sheen leaving a white patch on the camera lens.
Spike: “Hahaha! That was f**kin’ hilarious! What’s Sycho doing in PoW? He’s a total comedian at heart, he needs to get outta' wrestling and become the next Dane Cook!! Lemme rewind to some of the best bits!”
Spike lunges over the side of the couch and grabs the remote off the arm, he then points it and focuses on the screen and starts to rewind the tape showing Sycho talking backwards in a high pitched voice until Spike presses the pause button.
Interviewer: What about your opponent?
Sycho: What about him? I think he has held onto that title long enough.. The champions here are a joke. They are boring at best. Why I signed here is beyond me. Im starting to regret that decision.
Spike: Epic LOL, seriously, is this guy dumb? You only won it like last show… shows how much attention he pays.
Zeke: Yeah, I guess you’ve got a point… this guy isn’t really aware of what’s going on around him.
Spike: And let’s look at the next bit, this is friggin hilarious!
Sycho: Its time to hand over the reigns and let a real champion represent this federation
Zeke: Let me answer this one Spike… Sycho, I find it hilarious that you even SLIGHTLY consider yourself ready for a title when you can’t even spell your own friggin’ name right! I mean come on, I’m all for originality, but there’s a difference between outside the box and just plain dumb.
Spike: I swear to God I learned how to spell that in Second Grade, seriously people, this is the result of a poor education, if you’re watching this at home with a darling child about ready to go for school, GO PRIVATE, it’s so worth it ‘cause then you know that your kids don’t end up like this guy! Right, next bit that was epic lulz!
Spike continues to rewind near the beginning of the tape up to the third question.
Interviewer: Do you think you have received a fair shot since you signed?
Sycho: No I dont. Hell, I was told that my last promo wouldnt be put onto this DVD, cause it had nothing to do with my last match. Have you seen some of the other promos being cut around here? They make absolutely no sense.
Spike: My God do you EVER stop complaining? Jesus Christ… all you do is whine on about how you’ve been treated unfairly. We haven’t had the most desirable start exactly but unlike you, we’ve manned up and gone to break records. This Television Title is just the beginning of a Snowball Effect which will grow and grow and grow until NOTHING can stop it and now for possibly the most hilarious.
Interviewer: Where do you see this federation in a few years?
Sycho: If they dont get someone in here who can book decent matches, I see this federation going under. Poor booking and mediocre cards seem to be the norm around here. If it doesnt get any better, then I just might walk
Zeke: Good riddance! If you want to leave Sycho, please go and save me the frankly slight effort of giving you the harshest ass kicking of your life. I can guaranty that you’ll BEG for Mercy after I’m finished with you and well… Spike and me are having a little contest for No Fear and Spikey here gets to set the score!
Spike: Yep! I get the opening contest of the night against Mark Moltress who hasn’t really done alot since his arrival but I have a sneaking suspicion that this is the alter-ego of Mark Madison as he used to be a Pokémon loving crazy. Any Madison fans and Madison himself will cringe at the name of “The Eccentric One” so, if he’s anything back to his unusual self I shouldn’t have ANY trouble beating the unholy mess out of him, Zeke ya’ got a pretty high mark to make.
Zeke: No problem, I’m incredibly focused on keeping this belt and I’m damn sure that I’ll beat whatever target you set.
Spike: Alright… we’ll do this by time limit! Whoever wins the quickest wins the bet and gets one Favour in the Bank.
Zeke: Deal… now, back to my opponent for No Fear, son you better prepare as I will roast you alive… I will Brand you with the Mark of Defeat, I will take you to Hell and I will ditch you before the return flight… I WILL GIVE YOU… A TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!
[Fade]
Spike has a big bucket of pop-corn in his hands and is chucking back, the camera pans around to show the front of both of them. Zeke is wearing a Bomber Jacket and jeans with his converse high-tops, the collar on his Jacket fluffed up.
Spike is in his jeans and an “Save the Rave” t-shirt with a denim jacket over the top, his long red hair held back by his usual bandana. Spike leans over and nudges Zeke in the arm as Zeke holds the POW TV Title slung over his arm, the gold sheen leaving a white patch on the camera lens.
Spike: “Hahaha! That was f**kin’ hilarious! What’s Sycho doing in PoW? He’s a total comedian at heart, he needs to get outta' wrestling and become the next Dane Cook!! Lemme rewind to some of the best bits!”
Spike lunges over the side of the couch and grabs the remote off the arm, he then points it and focuses on the screen and starts to rewind the tape showing Sycho talking backwards in a high pitched voice until Spike presses the pause button.
Interviewer: What about your opponent?
Sycho: What about him? I think he has held onto that title long enough.. The champions here are a joke. They are boring at best. Why I signed here is beyond me. Im starting to regret that decision.
Spike: Epic LOL, seriously, is this guy dumb? You only won it like last show… shows how much attention he pays.
Zeke: Yeah, I guess you’ve got a point… this guy isn’t really aware of what’s going on around him.
Spike: And let’s look at the next bit, this is friggin hilarious!
Sycho: Its time to hand over the reigns and let a real champion represent this federation
Zeke: Let me answer this one Spike… Sycho, I find it hilarious that you even SLIGHTLY consider yourself ready for a title when you can’t even spell your own friggin’ name right! I mean come on, I’m all for originality, but there’s a difference between outside the box and just plain dumb.
Spike: I swear to God I learned how to spell that in Second Grade, seriously people, this is the result of a poor education, if you’re watching this at home with a darling child about ready to go for school, GO PRIVATE, it’s so worth it ‘cause then you know that your kids don’t end up like this guy! Right, next bit that was epic lulz!
Spike continues to rewind near the beginning of the tape up to the third question.
Interviewer: Do you think you have received a fair shot since you signed?
Sycho: No I dont. Hell, I was told that my last promo wouldnt be put onto this DVD, cause it had nothing to do with my last match. Have you seen some of the other promos being cut around here? They make absolutely no sense.
Spike: My God do you EVER stop complaining? Jesus Christ… all you do is whine on about how you’ve been treated unfairly. We haven’t had the most desirable start exactly but unlike you, we’ve manned up and gone to break records. This Television Title is just the beginning of a Snowball Effect which will grow and grow and grow until NOTHING can stop it and now for possibly the most hilarious.
Interviewer: Where do you see this federation in a few years?
Sycho: If they dont get someone in here who can book decent matches, I see this federation going under. Poor booking and mediocre cards seem to be the norm around here. If it doesnt get any better, then I just might walk
Zeke: Good riddance! If you want to leave Sycho, please go and save me the frankly slight effort of giving you the harshest ass kicking of your life. I can guaranty that you’ll BEG for Mercy after I’m finished with you and well… Spike and me are having a little contest for No Fear and Spikey here gets to set the score!
Spike: Yep! I get the opening contest of the night against Mark Moltress who hasn’t really done alot since his arrival but I have a sneaking suspicion that this is the alter-ego of Mark Madison as he used to be a Pokémon loving crazy. Any Madison fans and Madison himself will cringe at the name of “The Eccentric One” so, if he’s anything back to his unusual self I shouldn’t have ANY trouble beating the unholy mess out of him, Zeke ya’ got a pretty high mark to make.
Zeke: No problem, I’m incredibly focused on keeping this belt and I’m damn sure that I’ll beat whatever target you set.
Spike: Alright… we’ll do this by time limit! Whoever wins the quickest wins the bet and gets one Favour in the Bank.
Zeke: Deal… now, back to my opponent for No Fear, son you better prepare as I will roast you alive… I will Brand you with the Mark of Defeat, I will take you to Hell and I will ditch you before the return flight… I WILL GIVE YOU… A TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!
[Fade]