Post by bigci on Oct 17, 2007 20:16:37 GMT -6
[The following would be shown on the night of the show, probably as a DVD extra]
The scene opens in Big Ci’s locker room. Ci is dressed but he is taping up his wrists. He looks at the camera as he finishes up taping his right wrist. He stands up and grabs the Valor championship belt, which was hung up in his locker. He slings it over his shoulder. He speaks.
Big Ci: Finally… we have arrived at No Fear. Tonight is the night that feuds are ended, new ones start, titles are won and lost… with the exception of mine of course. Tonight is the night that Flap Flanagan, Jason Coughlin and myself all step into the ring to compete for the Valor championship. Tonight is the night that after a week of smart ass remarks from Flap Flanagan… I make him put up or shut up and I do the same. Tonight… I prove my point.
You see Flap and I have been playing verbal tennis for the better part of 7 days. We have been going back and two and back and two and this is my last opportunity to serve him an ace. With that in mind I want to make it count. Now Flap I am not going to stand here again, after telling you twice already, and tell you I am going to beat you. Like I said you’ve heard it before… and regardless of how true the statement is I am not going to be as cliché as to tell you again. Instead I am going to stand here and tell you just what else I am going to do with you this week. Now you might be thinking that after beating you and after saying earlier in the week that I don’t want to hurt you that there is very little that I could actually do to you… if you thought that that was the case then you certainly are as stupid as you look.
There is so much more that I could do to you Flap that I haven’t the time to tell them all to you. Instead I think I’ll tell you what I will do. At No Fear Flap… I am going to do to you, in front of 2,000 people, and prove to the world that you… are… a… LIAR!! I will prove to the world that you are a lying son of a bitch.
Now I have a feeling that you arte sat somewhere in your locker room right now, can of Doctor Pepper in hand, thinking “What the Futt!!!”… “Did him just called me a futting liar? WIIIIII!” Well Flap in answer to you question… Yes… I did just call you a futting liar. Now I have a feeling that you are now still sitting in your locker room, can of Dr. Pepper in hand, with your mouth gaping open thinking… “Why did him just called me an futting liar?”… well in answer to that question Flap I called you a f**king liar because for a week you have been telling the POW fans that you are a better wrestler than me, that I have no talent and that you are POW’s greatest asset… and in response to that Flap Flanagan I am calling you a liar because if you are a better wrestler than me… if I have no talent… and if you are POW’s greatest asset then the Queen of England’s Christian name is Bernard.
Now in case you’re unaware the queen of England’s name is not Bernard… and saying that it is, is a fallacy… saying that it is, is falsification of fact… saying that it is, if we are sticking with the F thing, is far-fetched f**king bullshit Flap Flanagan. And by the same token, so is everything you have had to say this week. So this week at No Fear I am going to prove to the world that you have done nothing but talk out of your ass all week long… and this is how I am going to do it. I am going to dominate you from bell to bell… I am going to wrap you up in so many knots that the Robert Baden-Powell could not untie you. If you go for a cross body block I will catch you and slam you, if you go for the Flanchiser I will fracture your skull with my jaw... NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE… on Friday night I will be better than you… because I am better than you Flap Flanagan… I am better.
You cannot win so long as I am standing opposite you in the ring… because I will not let you win. Everything you have said this week I will make a lie. I will discredit you at every turn. I will march over you and you will be left trampled on the canvas… you cannot stop me… and Jason Coughlin cannot stop me. I did not use the phrase Juggernaut lightly… I used it with every ounce of conviction and belief flowing through my body… and this week we will discover just what it is that runs through your body Flap.
Now I know that I have spent the majority of the week talking about Flap Flanagan. I also know that it is not just me vs. Flap Flanagan. I know that there is a third man. Jason Coughlin is that third man in this three-way dance elimination match. And you see, POW fans, herein lies a question. That question centres on the fact that Jason Coughlin has a “W” in the record book where I have an “L”. Now whilst he never pinned me… and whilst I wasn’t even at ringside when the decision was made… he still has that W over the Valor champion… he still has that over me. Well this week I will have something over him… because indeed I will be standing over him after beaten him into defeat. Jason Coughlin may not be as much of a loud mouth as Flap Flanagan… he may have only just recently made his voice heard in this whole situation… and I may personally see a lot in him and certainly see him as a hell of a lot more than an, and I quote, “Ass-wipe Jobber”… but just like Flap he thinks he is going to win… just like Flap he is my opponent this week… and just like “The Flanchise Player” he will be beaten by the Valor champion. Jason Coughlin wants to make an impact… well I intend on helping him make that impact. Unfortunately for him the only impact I have in mind is the one he will make as he hits the mat with all the force of an 18-wheeler courtesy of, one, Big Ci.
For the third time in one week and for the umpteenth time in my career I find myself stating the obvious… fight me; you lose… and as repetitive as making that statement gets… it is the statement I make in the ring that keeps me going strong. I intend on being even stronger come the close of Friday night. Flap Flanagan and Jason Coughlin will soon realise that I speak nothing but truth when I say that I will triumph time after time after time… and this is just another one of those times. And speaking of time… it’s time I got repetitive again and said it one more time… BIG CI… YOUR VALOR CHAMPION… OVER AND OUT!!!
Ci urns and puts the Valor title on a chair. He reaches into his bag and pulls out his water. Suddenly his cell phone goes. He picks it up and answers it. We can hear him talking quietly.
Yeah, Hello?
…
Yeah this is Mr McConnell
Ci keeps speaking as the scene fades out
Blackout
End of promo
The scene opens in Big Ci’s locker room. Ci is dressed but he is taping up his wrists. He looks at the camera as he finishes up taping his right wrist. He stands up and grabs the Valor championship belt, which was hung up in his locker. He slings it over his shoulder. He speaks.
Big Ci: Finally… we have arrived at No Fear. Tonight is the night that feuds are ended, new ones start, titles are won and lost… with the exception of mine of course. Tonight is the night that Flap Flanagan, Jason Coughlin and myself all step into the ring to compete for the Valor championship. Tonight is the night that after a week of smart ass remarks from Flap Flanagan… I make him put up or shut up and I do the same. Tonight… I prove my point.
You see Flap and I have been playing verbal tennis for the better part of 7 days. We have been going back and two and back and two and this is my last opportunity to serve him an ace. With that in mind I want to make it count. Now Flap I am not going to stand here again, after telling you twice already, and tell you I am going to beat you. Like I said you’ve heard it before… and regardless of how true the statement is I am not going to be as cliché as to tell you again. Instead I am going to stand here and tell you just what else I am going to do with you this week. Now you might be thinking that after beating you and after saying earlier in the week that I don’t want to hurt you that there is very little that I could actually do to you… if you thought that that was the case then you certainly are as stupid as you look.
There is so much more that I could do to you Flap that I haven’t the time to tell them all to you. Instead I think I’ll tell you what I will do. At No Fear Flap… I am going to do to you, in front of 2,000 people, and prove to the world that you… are… a… LIAR!! I will prove to the world that you are a lying son of a bitch.
Now I have a feeling that you arte sat somewhere in your locker room right now, can of Doctor Pepper in hand, thinking “What the Futt!!!”… “Did him just called me a futting liar? WIIIIII!” Well Flap in answer to you question… Yes… I did just call you a futting liar. Now I have a feeling that you are now still sitting in your locker room, can of Dr. Pepper in hand, with your mouth gaping open thinking… “Why did him just called me an futting liar?”… well in answer to that question Flap I called you a f**king liar because for a week you have been telling the POW fans that you are a better wrestler than me, that I have no talent and that you are POW’s greatest asset… and in response to that Flap Flanagan I am calling you a liar because if you are a better wrestler than me… if I have no talent… and if you are POW’s greatest asset then the Queen of England’s Christian name is Bernard.
Now in case you’re unaware the queen of England’s name is not Bernard… and saying that it is, is a fallacy… saying that it is, is falsification of fact… saying that it is, if we are sticking with the F thing, is far-fetched f**king bullshit Flap Flanagan. And by the same token, so is everything you have had to say this week. So this week at No Fear I am going to prove to the world that you have done nothing but talk out of your ass all week long… and this is how I am going to do it. I am going to dominate you from bell to bell… I am going to wrap you up in so many knots that the Robert Baden-Powell could not untie you. If you go for a cross body block I will catch you and slam you, if you go for the Flanchiser I will fracture your skull with my jaw... NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE… on Friday night I will be better than you… because I am better than you Flap Flanagan… I am better.
You cannot win so long as I am standing opposite you in the ring… because I will not let you win. Everything you have said this week I will make a lie. I will discredit you at every turn. I will march over you and you will be left trampled on the canvas… you cannot stop me… and Jason Coughlin cannot stop me. I did not use the phrase Juggernaut lightly… I used it with every ounce of conviction and belief flowing through my body… and this week we will discover just what it is that runs through your body Flap.
Now I know that I have spent the majority of the week talking about Flap Flanagan. I also know that it is not just me vs. Flap Flanagan. I know that there is a third man. Jason Coughlin is that third man in this three-way dance elimination match. And you see, POW fans, herein lies a question. That question centres on the fact that Jason Coughlin has a “W” in the record book where I have an “L”. Now whilst he never pinned me… and whilst I wasn’t even at ringside when the decision was made… he still has that W over the Valor champion… he still has that over me. Well this week I will have something over him… because indeed I will be standing over him after beaten him into defeat. Jason Coughlin may not be as much of a loud mouth as Flap Flanagan… he may have only just recently made his voice heard in this whole situation… and I may personally see a lot in him and certainly see him as a hell of a lot more than an, and I quote, “Ass-wipe Jobber”… but just like Flap he thinks he is going to win… just like Flap he is my opponent this week… and just like “The Flanchise Player” he will be beaten by the Valor champion. Jason Coughlin wants to make an impact… well I intend on helping him make that impact. Unfortunately for him the only impact I have in mind is the one he will make as he hits the mat with all the force of an 18-wheeler courtesy of, one, Big Ci.
For the third time in one week and for the umpteenth time in my career I find myself stating the obvious… fight me; you lose… and as repetitive as making that statement gets… it is the statement I make in the ring that keeps me going strong. I intend on being even stronger come the close of Friday night. Flap Flanagan and Jason Coughlin will soon realise that I speak nothing but truth when I say that I will triumph time after time after time… and this is just another one of those times. And speaking of time… it’s time I got repetitive again and said it one more time… BIG CI… YOUR VALOR CHAMPION… OVER AND OUT!!!
Ci urns and puts the Valor title on a chair. He reaches into his bag and pulls out his water. Suddenly his cell phone goes. He picks it up and answers it. We can hear him talking quietly.
Yeah, Hello?
…
Yeah this is Mr McConnell
Ci keeps speaking as the scene fades out
Blackout
End of promo