Post by thewobert on Jul 26, 2007 0:26:27 GMT -6
“Previously on Ocean City Watch…….”
The scene opens with both Buddy Love and Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget, running down the beach. A cheesy 80’s rock ballad plays in the background as they run in slow motion. The sand flies into the air behind them as they dart over the sandy beach. Another scene flashes onto the screen with Buddy cradling a crying Big Norm. The slow motion running scene returns for a moment, until it is taken place by another scene. This one is of Buddy punching out a large shark. Another scene with Big Norm slapping a man across the face with a large tuna flashes on. The slow motion running scene returns as the words “Ocean City Watch” comes onto the scene before the entire scenes fades away.
“On this week’s episode, the duo meets a mad English samurai and a jellyfish. This week’s episode is brought to you by Power on Wrestling. This Sunday, POW: Northeast proudly presents Ocean City Slam. Live from Ocean City, Maryland. It’s going to be the biggest show yet. Don’t miss it!”
The scene opens inside a lifeguard shack on Ocean City’s beach. Buddy and Big Norm sit across form each other in tie-dye Speedos. An 80’s rock ballad plays on the radio as they play cards at a table. They both trade glares as they look up at each other from their cards. Buddy looks back down at his cards and thumbs through them. He gives a contemplative look at his cards and looks back up at Big Norm. Big Norm returns the glare and takes a card off the stack. Big norm looks at the card and puts it with the rest in his hand. He looks up at Buddy and a grin goes across his face.
“Read em a weep sucka………. Three aces!” Big Norm says with a grin.
“Three aces? I thought we were playing gold fish…..” Buddy says grimly.
“Throw down whatever you got.” Big Norm barks.
“Oh, I got the five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten of hearts…..” Buddy says, showing his hand.
“Son of a……..” Big Norm starts to bark as the radio behind him crackles.
“Mayday! Mayday! There is a mad man on the beach!” The radio crackles.
Suddenly the cheesy 80’s rock ballad cues and they both run out of the guard shack. They run down the beach in slow motion as if they were sonic and tails. Buddy’s beads glimmer in the sun as they sway back and forth as he runs. Big Norm is gasping for air as his heavy gold chains smack into his face. They run up to a parked boat on the beach. The come up to a large man in a red samurai outfit holding a baseball bat wrapped in a black chain. He laughs as he looks behind him at the twelve bikini clad women tied up to a pile of TNT.
“What is going on sucka?” Big Norm barks in between gasps.
“The British is here yank!” The man barks as he swings the bat at Buddy.
“You don’t tie up women to a pile of TNT!” Buddy shouts as he dodges the swings of the Brit’s baseball bat.
“I’m going to kick your arse yank because I am a true warrior!” The man shouts and pushes Buddy into the water.
“Big Norm, save the girls!” Buddy shouts as he gets in his boxing stance in the water.
“Hell yeah!” Big Norm shouts with a smile as he runs over to the girls.
“You are going down yank!” The man growls and swings the bat back and forth.
“I don’t think so!” Buddy shouts back and grabs the jellyfish at his fist.
“What the bloody hell are you going to do with that?” The man shouts.
“This!” Buddy says as he throws the fish right into the man’s face.
“Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The man shouts and swims out of shout.
“Buddy, I love this job……….” Big Norm says as he gets rubbed by all the women.
“There sure are a lot of Englishmen in this town……….” Buddy says as he walks onto shore.
“Those Brits are weird and Meltdown is weird with them…..” Big Norm says as he smacks a girl’s rear.
“Aren’t we all a little weird?” Buddy says as he picks up the baseball bat from the water.
“Na………..just the Brits. Who puts a chain on a baseball bat anyways? I’ll tell you, a thug!” Big Norm barks.
The cheesy 80’s rock ballad kicks back on as Buddy and Big Norm run into the sunset in slow motion.
*NOTE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5oKFfNf7ws *
The scene opens with both Buddy Love and Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget, running down the beach. A cheesy 80’s rock ballad plays in the background as they run in slow motion. The sand flies into the air behind them as they dart over the sandy beach. Another scene flashes onto the screen with Buddy cradling a crying Big Norm. The slow motion running scene returns for a moment, until it is taken place by another scene. This one is of Buddy punching out a large shark. Another scene with Big Norm slapping a man across the face with a large tuna flashes on. The slow motion running scene returns as the words “Ocean City Watch” comes onto the scene before the entire scenes fades away.
“On this week’s episode, the duo meets a mad English samurai and a jellyfish. This week’s episode is brought to you by Power on Wrestling. This Sunday, POW: Northeast proudly presents Ocean City Slam. Live from Ocean City, Maryland. It’s going to be the biggest show yet. Don’t miss it!”
The scene opens inside a lifeguard shack on Ocean City’s beach. Buddy and Big Norm sit across form each other in tie-dye Speedos. An 80’s rock ballad plays on the radio as they play cards at a table. They both trade glares as they look up at each other from their cards. Buddy looks back down at his cards and thumbs through them. He gives a contemplative look at his cards and looks back up at Big Norm. Big Norm returns the glare and takes a card off the stack. Big norm looks at the card and puts it with the rest in his hand. He looks up at Buddy and a grin goes across his face.
“Read em a weep sucka………. Three aces!” Big Norm says with a grin.
“Three aces? I thought we were playing gold fish…..” Buddy says grimly.
“Throw down whatever you got.” Big Norm barks.
“Oh, I got the five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten of hearts…..” Buddy says, showing his hand.
“Son of a……..” Big Norm starts to bark as the radio behind him crackles.
“Mayday! Mayday! There is a mad man on the beach!” The radio crackles.
Suddenly the cheesy 80’s rock ballad cues and they both run out of the guard shack. They run down the beach in slow motion as if they were sonic and tails. Buddy’s beads glimmer in the sun as they sway back and forth as he runs. Big Norm is gasping for air as his heavy gold chains smack into his face. They run up to a parked boat on the beach. The come up to a large man in a red samurai outfit holding a baseball bat wrapped in a black chain. He laughs as he looks behind him at the twelve bikini clad women tied up to a pile of TNT.
“What is going on sucka?” Big Norm barks in between gasps.
“The British is here yank!” The man barks as he swings the bat at Buddy.
“You don’t tie up women to a pile of TNT!” Buddy shouts as he dodges the swings of the Brit’s baseball bat.
“I’m going to kick your arse yank because I am a true warrior!” The man shouts and pushes Buddy into the water.
“Big Norm, save the girls!” Buddy shouts as he gets in his boxing stance in the water.
“Hell yeah!” Big Norm shouts with a smile as he runs over to the girls.
“You are going down yank!” The man growls and swings the bat back and forth.
“I don’t think so!” Buddy shouts back and grabs the jellyfish at his fist.
“What the bloody hell are you going to do with that?” The man shouts.
“This!” Buddy says as he throws the fish right into the man’s face.
“Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The man shouts and swims out of shout.
“Buddy, I love this job……….” Big Norm says as he gets rubbed by all the women.
“There sure are a lot of Englishmen in this town……….” Buddy says as he walks onto shore.
“Those Brits are weird and Meltdown is weird with them…..” Big Norm says as he smacks a girl’s rear.
“Aren’t we all a little weird?” Buddy says as he picks up the baseball bat from the water.
“Na………..just the Brits. Who puts a chain on a baseball bat anyways? I’ll tell you, a thug!” Big Norm barks.
The cheesy 80’s rock ballad kicks back on as Buddy and Big Norm run into the sunset in slow motion.
*NOTE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5oKFfNf7ws *