Post by thewobert on Jul 23, 2007 23:43:06 GMT -6
“Buddy! What are you doing?” Big Norm shouts as starts walking back to Buddy’s Winnebago from the grocery store.
“I’m playing with these kids dude…..” Buddy says with a group of young boys.
“What are you wearing?” Big Norm asks while looking at the red and black samurai outfit Buddy is wearing.
“I’m a warrior dude.” Buddy answers with a big grin.
“Why are you wearing that?” Big Norm ponders.
“Well Big Norm, since I take on-” Buddy starts.
“Its Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget you dumb asshole!” Big Norm shouts in anger.
“WAH! HE SAID A BAD WORD!” One of the six year olds screams.
“Norm, dude, watch your mouth man…… You know how I am with cussing around kids! It’s ok little dude, he is just poopy-head.” Buddy says as he comforts the boy.
“He he he, you said poopy-head.” All the boys laugh out loud.
“Am I missing something Buddy?” Big Norm asks questionably.
“Dude, this weekend in Ocean City, Maryland, I defend Buddy Jr. against Meltdown. He goes by “The Last True Warrior”, so I wanted to dress up like a warrior. Get in the mood for a war.” Buddy declares.
“And the kids?” Big Norm asks.
“I’m melting some plastic army men with them.” Buddy says as he holds up a partly melted green army man.
“Why are you doing that?” Big Norm asks.
“These little dudes needed someone to play with while their parents were in the store. They had some magnifying glasses, and I had some army men.” Buddy declares holding up a magnifying glass.
“Why melting army men? You could play catch or play football.” Big Norm says.
“Well, I wanted to know what it was like to meltdown something…..” Buddy jokes.
“Hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?” A cloaked man comes up to the group.
“Hey dude, I think you are asking the wrong crowd.” Buddy states.
“Piss off yah yank, I wasn’t asking you. Now boys, I got some happy grass, some pills, and some of the white powder.” The man tells the boys.
“That’s not a good idea sucka…..” Big Norm mumbles at the man.
“Piss off fella, I’m trying to do business here.” The man barks at Big Norm.
“WAH! Bad word! He’s a poopy-head!” One of the boys shouts and the group of boys scatters.
“No! Don’t run away! I got some good shit!”
“Where yah from dude?” Buddy asks the man.
“Middlesbrough, England. Why the hell do you wanna know wanker?” The man blurts out.
“That is interesting……” Buddy comments.
“What is yank?” The man asks.
“My good friend here is fighting a guy from the same hometown this weekend.” Big Norm states.
“So what?” The man barks.
“There are three things I don’t like……….. One is STD’s. I seriously doubt anybody likes those. Two is cursing in front of children. Third and worst of all is selling drugs to minors. Now my good sir, what are you going to do?” Buddy declares, staring at the man.
“I’ll sell to whoever I want and cuss whenever I want……. Biotch!” The man shouts into Buddy’s face.
“Hmmm…..” With one punch, Buddy levels the man.
“Yeah sucka!” Big Norm shouts down at the out cold drug dealer.
“I hate drug dealers…..” Buddy groans as he shakes his fist.
“Well, if you do that to Meltdown this weekend, you’ll still have Buddy Jr.” Big Norm declares.
“Meltdown won’t be that easy. He’s a tough dude and one of the best.” Buddy responds.
“True that.” Big Norm says as he gets into the Winnebago.
“Onward to Ocean City Big Norm! And kids, don’t do drugs!” Buddy says into the camera.
“I’m playing with these kids dude…..” Buddy says with a group of young boys.
“What are you wearing?” Big Norm asks while looking at the red and black samurai outfit Buddy is wearing.
“I’m a warrior dude.” Buddy answers with a big grin.
“Why are you wearing that?” Big Norm ponders.
“Well Big Norm, since I take on-” Buddy starts.
“Its Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget you dumb asshole!” Big Norm shouts in anger.
“WAH! HE SAID A BAD WORD!” One of the six year olds screams.
“Norm, dude, watch your mouth man…… You know how I am with cussing around kids! It’s ok little dude, he is just poopy-head.” Buddy says as he comforts the boy.
“He he he, you said poopy-head.” All the boys laugh out loud.
“Am I missing something Buddy?” Big Norm asks questionably.
“Dude, this weekend in Ocean City, Maryland, I defend Buddy Jr. against Meltdown. He goes by “The Last True Warrior”, so I wanted to dress up like a warrior. Get in the mood for a war.” Buddy declares.
“And the kids?” Big Norm asks.
“I’m melting some plastic army men with them.” Buddy says as he holds up a partly melted green army man.
“Why are you doing that?” Big Norm asks.
“These little dudes needed someone to play with while their parents were in the store. They had some magnifying glasses, and I had some army men.” Buddy declares holding up a magnifying glass.
“Why melting army men? You could play catch or play football.” Big Norm says.
“Well, I wanted to know what it was like to meltdown something…..” Buddy jokes.
“Hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?” A cloaked man comes up to the group.
“Hey dude, I think you are asking the wrong crowd.” Buddy states.
“Piss off yah yank, I wasn’t asking you. Now boys, I got some happy grass, some pills, and some of the white powder.” The man tells the boys.
“That’s not a good idea sucka…..” Big Norm mumbles at the man.
“Piss off fella, I’m trying to do business here.” The man barks at Big Norm.
“WAH! Bad word! He’s a poopy-head!” One of the boys shouts and the group of boys scatters.
“No! Don’t run away! I got some good shit!”
“Where yah from dude?” Buddy asks the man.
“Middlesbrough, England. Why the hell do you wanna know wanker?” The man blurts out.
“That is interesting……” Buddy comments.
“What is yank?” The man asks.
“My good friend here is fighting a guy from the same hometown this weekend.” Big Norm states.
“So what?” The man barks.
“There are three things I don’t like……….. One is STD’s. I seriously doubt anybody likes those. Two is cursing in front of children. Third and worst of all is selling drugs to minors. Now my good sir, what are you going to do?” Buddy declares, staring at the man.
“I’ll sell to whoever I want and cuss whenever I want……. Biotch!” The man shouts into Buddy’s face.
“Hmmm…..” With one punch, Buddy levels the man.
“Yeah sucka!” Big Norm shouts down at the out cold drug dealer.
“I hate drug dealers…..” Buddy groans as he shakes his fist.
“Well, if you do that to Meltdown this weekend, you’ll still have Buddy Jr.” Big Norm declares.
“Meltdown won’t be that easy. He’s a tough dude and one of the best.” Buddy responds.
“True that.” Big Norm says as he gets into the Winnebago.
“Onward to Ocean City Big Norm! And kids, don’t do drugs!” Buddy says into the camera.