Post by merlinmatrix on Jul 20, 2007 2:18:37 GMT -6
A classic scene featuring Cormac unfolds on the giant screen for all the lucky fans in attendance for a POW: NE house show. The purple backdrop, the fist through the POW sign, the cigarette dangling from the mouth, the cheering of a packed arena in the background as he starts to speak.
Cormac: A lot of you folks have seen me before like this, in front of this beautiful banner, smoking this beautiful cigarette, showing my well needless to say beautiful ass off, ha ha, but of course something is missing someone to be more precise, Mr. Mean Lee Cash, the man that usually interviews the icon of New England. Unfortunately, you may have bought a DVD of some of the greatest matches from this branch of POW and noticed no Fletch, no Val, not saying that the new announcers aren’t good just saying you may have noticed. Those folks are gone my loyal POW: NE fanatics, gone because of one man: Tony Hunter. Now this twisted old bastard has seen fit to fire a lot of people since he came here, seemed it fit to cut New England down to one state instead of spreading our talent even further, seen it fit to try and get rid of me!!! Tony let’s get something straight I am not going anywhere, I am staying right here and you’re the one that’s going to be kicking rocks from these good people and tending to your idiot sons wounds after Ocean City Slam because you where to much of a pussy o stand up and fight me like a real man, one on one, your son gets the beating that you should be receiving and twice as much since he’s on your side. Now I’m getting ahead of myself, something’ I do a lot, ha ha, but let’s focus on the match on hand, the CIA this Sunday, a small bump on the Road to Ocean City Slam. An leap bout as high as a broken street curb for an fighter of my skill of my raw unadulterated talent. In fact, I think I may just have to leave my good ol’ bat at home that night, bring a case of whiskey, a carton of smokes, send one into the Irish car Bomb, the other with and EIS, 1...2...3.. I win go back stage grab Buddy Love and we go hit the town drinkin’ and dancing with women that don’t wanna be married for just one night to get a shot in the sack with the Mid-Atlantic champ and the future killer of the Tony Hunter regime!!
(The people start to cheer as Mick flicks the cigarette out onto the camera and walks away.)
Cormac: That’s a good idea. Now where’s the nearest McSpic’s round here?
(cut to commercial)
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A little boy sits bored inside a van, staring off into space.
Narrator: Hey little Johnny did mom leave you again with the windows rolled up in the hot noon day sun while she tries to get a trick so she can score her some crack later on?
Little Johnny: Yeah, almost everyday.
Narrator: Well be bored no more with the brand new POW action figures!!!
(toys appear out of no where on Johnny’s lap)
Little Johnny: Sweet!!!
Narrator: That’s right folks now you can make your kid distracted long enough to leave them alone with POW action figures, featuring the POW Midwest and New England’s great talent, many with cool catch phrases.
Tito Doll: What I say goes!!
John Anthony Doll: It’s all about the cash baby.
Erikson doll: I wouldn’t let you clean my boots with my tongue.
Cormac Doll: Who drank all my beer?
Little Johnny: It’s like they make up for my daddy being in jail for naughty touching my sister.
(Long pause camera shot at Little Johnny than cut to big flashing get yours now sign)
Narrator: Now available at Walmart, Piggly Wiggly and wherever other fine toys are sold.
(fade to black)
Cormac: A lot of you folks have seen me before like this, in front of this beautiful banner, smoking this beautiful cigarette, showing my well needless to say beautiful ass off, ha ha, but of course something is missing someone to be more precise, Mr. Mean Lee Cash, the man that usually interviews the icon of New England. Unfortunately, you may have bought a DVD of some of the greatest matches from this branch of POW and noticed no Fletch, no Val, not saying that the new announcers aren’t good just saying you may have noticed. Those folks are gone my loyal POW: NE fanatics, gone because of one man: Tony Hunter. Now this twisted old bastard has seen fit to fire a lot of people since he came here, seemed it fit to cut New England down to one state instead of spreading our talent even further, seen it fit to try and get rid of me!!! Tony let’s get something straight I am not going anywhere, I am staying right here and you’re the one that’s going to be kicking rocks from these good people and tending to your idiot sons wounds after Ocean City Slam because you where to much of a pussy o stand up and fight me like a real man, one on one, your son gets the beating that you should be receiving and twice as much since he’s on your side. Now I’m getting ahead of myself, something’ I do a lot, ha ha, but let’s focus on the match on hand, the CIA this Sunday, a small bump on the Road to Ocean City Slam. An leap bout as high as a broken street curb for an fighter of my skill of my raw unadulterated talent. In fact, I think I may just have to leave my good ol’ bat at home that night, bring a case of whiskey, a carton of smokes, send one into the Irish car Bomb, the other with and EIS, 1...2...3.. I win go back stage grab Buddy Love and we go hit the town drinkin’ and dancing with women that don’t wanna be married for just one night to get a shot in the sack with the Mid-Atlantic champ and the future killer of the Tony Hunter regime!!
(The people start to cheer as Mick flicks the cigarette out onto the camera and walks away.)
Cormac: That’s a good idea. Now where’s the nearest McSpic’s round here?
(cut to commercial)
** *** **** *** **
A little boy sits bored inside a van, staring off into space.
Narrator: Hey little Johnny did mom leave you again with the windows rolled up in the hot noon day sun while she tries to get a trick so she can score her some crack later on?
Little Johnny: Yeah, almost everyday.
Narrator: Well be bored no more with the brand new POW action figures!!!
(toys appear out of no where on Johnny’s lap)
Little Johnny: Sweet!!!
Narrator: That’s right folks now you can make your kid distracted long enough to leave them alone with POW action figures, featuring the POW Midwest and New England’s great talent, many with cool catch phrases.
Tito Doll: What I say goes!!
John Anthony Doll: It’s all about the cash baby.
Erikson doll: I wouldn’t let you clean my boots with my tongue.
Cormac Doll: Who drank all my beer?
Little Johnny: It’s like they make up for my daddy being in jail for naughty touching my sister.
(Long pause camera shot at Little Johnny than cut to big flashing get yours now sign)
Narrator: Now available at Walmart, Piggly Wiggly and wherever other fine toys are sold.
(fade to black)