A ''Awsome One'' Promo.

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''The Awsome One'' Cory Barnett
Camerman
Scene

The scene opens up, and we are in complete darkness. There is nothing to be seen and nothing to be heared, there is a disgusting stench. It smells like dead carcases or something. We cannot see anything, it is blacker than black. A shinning light is seen in the distance, it is the shine off the bright moon in the sky, it must be atleast midnight. As the light from the moon goes brighter and brighter, we can now make out that we are actually in a graveyard. Which is surrounded by trees and all greenery. There are hundreds of graves, then the moon gets brighter and there is a grave with a angel on top of it, it is a huge grave. Then moon is shining on that grave, then suddenly a manic laugh is heared. Then Cory Barnett pop up out of nowhere.

''Hello, I bet you where all scared then where that manic laugh was playing, I got to admit that was a great sound effects. Anyway, It is I once again ''The Awsome One'' Cory Barnett. And as I always say and I will say again. This promo will be Awsome, just like all my promos. Now lets cut to the chase.''

Cory then finds a patch of grass and lays down on it with his hands behind his head.

''July 22nd 2007, I go head to head with a monster here in Power On Wrestling, a monster who goes by the name Meltdown! I don’t know what Tony Hunter was thinking when he put my name against his, Meltdown is stronger than me, bigger, this guy is freaking creepy. But one again, we will all know what will happen, at the end of the line, the winner of the match this coming Sunday night will be, me, ''The Awsome One'' Cory Barnett.''

''Im the number one contender for the Open-weight championship. Finally, I did it. But I know I would have done it a long, long time ago. But also Meltdown is a number one contender. So this match will be the battle of the number one contenders, and one of the contenders will look weaker than the other. But we all know that I am superior to Meltdown, I am more of a superior wrestler to Meltdown, I am Awsome!''

Then Cory sits up, he looks straight at the camera, he has a huge smug look on his face.

''Are you the same cameraman that I was with last time? Huh?''

''Indeed I was Cory, I was the cameraman you was with when you was shooting a supposed to be ''Awsome'' promo, last time you where trash talking Eddie Buchilani, but I got to admit I wasn't expecting a kid like you to beat him, props for that.''

Cory then stands up, and back into the cameraman making him stumble backwards, his face has turned red and he looks very angry indeed.

''Who the hell do you think you are? Huh? I am not a kid no more dammit! I am a freaking icon, I am not a kid. I have moved on from kid, I am now a man. A real man. A freaking proud Canadian man.''

''No Cory! Technically you are 17 years old right? So there for you are not a grown man, you are still a little kid to me. But if you want to become a man, then take on a real man Cory, yeah you call yourself a real man. But the thing is, a real man is Meltdown, well he is more monster than man. But maybe beat him and I consider you a ''real'' man then.''

''That’s is no problem, for me. I will defeat his zeekazoid ass, and send him straight back to hell. Im going to curmbastomp on his candy ass this Sunday night. Hang on, why are we shooting a promo here in a graveyard?''

''Because, this place is haunting like Meltdown, and you wanna brag on about how you are going to beat the living daylight out of Meltdown, and bury him 6 feet under.''

''Ahh yes! Yeah, Meltdown will be put back to hell, I will bury him 6feet under after I am done with him, I am going to defeat him so bad that he will be embarrassed, he is a insane madman, well lets see is it. He likes to let him wrestling do the action. Well Meltdown put you'r money where your mouth is, and lets have a proper ''wrestling'' match, I can outlast you Meltdown. Because firstly, I am Awsome, I am younger and more talented than you will ever be, and thirdly I am Canadian to the core! I am going to carry on my winning streak here in POW, when I defeat you and get the message through to ''The Renegade'' Travis Brown that his ass is mine at Ocean City Slam, and that belt is mine also.''

''Good work Cory, but really I cant see you beating Meltdown.''

''What? Why not?''

''You have no experience, this is your first federation. And secondly Meltdown is the greatest man, have you seen that guy wrestle he is insane, he is a real madman, I am a big fan of him I must admit and well Cory, I do like your wrestling style and all it very fun to watch.''

''Thank you, I know I have a good in ring ability.''

''No Cory, the wrestling style I love watching is when you get all cocky and that, and well get ranged around the ring. That’s classic Cory!''

''What the hell? When have I ever been raged around the ring? I have always put on a good match, my ring wrestling is brilliant.''

''Cory, you was raged around the ring, when you lasted an amazing 29 seconds inside the ring with Travis Brown, that was so funny to watch and it was your debut as well, but yeah like you said, the lights where a little bright that night so you get off. But you have another chance at him at Ocean City Slam. And this time you gonna try and last 30 seconds this time?''

''Yeah this time it is going to be different, I am going to defeat him. And I am going to put the past behind me and concentrate on defeat this Meltdown guy. I will Melt him down. Ha Ha Ha! Get it, his name is Meltdown, and I am going to Melt him down when I defeat him Sunday night? I am sick sometimes.''

''Yeah Cory very funny dude.''

''It is indeed, I know no need to remind me, so when I defeat Meltdown and carry on my winning way, I will be well and truly awesome. There is no question of that. So shut up you lousy cameraman and listen to greatest on hand. POW is going to be introduced into a new monster, the monster of my wrestling skills. Meltdown, you' re mine bitch! See you around. This promo has been quite frankly…

''Awsome''

''Hey, That’s my line, bitch!''

''Sorry, I just had too.''

''Lets start again, This promo has been brought to you by ''The Awsome One'' Cory Barnett and this promo has been truly..Awsome!''

''Thank god for that, its finally over!''

''Shut up you shrivelled up monkey penius!''

Then the scene fades as Cory sits back down with his hands behind his head on the grass.