Post by thewobert on Jul 18, 2007 1:40:40 GMT -6
“Buddy Love here with Big Norm and we-” Buddy starts.
“That’s Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget sucka!” Big Norm cuts in and corrects.
“Sorry Big Norm. We are here live for another edition of Buddy’s Gone Wild!” Buddy shouts and a group of cowboys behind him cheers.
“Where are we tonight Buddy?” Big Norm asks, now standing next to Buddy.
“Big Norm, we are on our way to the show next week where I take on the Open-Weight Champion, The Renegade, Travis Brown.” Buddy states and the group of guys behind Buddy cheer even louder.
“You are in for a hell of a fight Buddy…..” Big Norm declares.
“Correctomundo Big Norm. Travis Brown is a tough technical brawler from right here, in Brown Town itself, Newark, New Jersey!” Buddy shouts and puts his hand up to the roar of the crowd.
“He is my intense and highly volatile brother from another brother sucka!” Big Norm says with a smile.
“That he is……. That gore of his can cut you in half and totally destroy your stomach.” Buddy comments.
“Damn right sucka! And he’ll squash you like a bug with his Swanton Bomb!” Big Norm shouts and high-fives a guy that walks by.
“He’s a strong dude. But I’m thinking my jab will be too much for him. I got the speed advantage, and if he can’t catch me, he can’t gore me.” Buddy chuckles.
“We are going to prove that today Buddy.” Big Norm jokes.
“What do you mean Big Norm?” Buddy asks.
“Well Buddy, we are here at this ranch for a little training……” Big Norm smirks.
“What training?” Buddy asks.
“You’ll see…….” Big Norm laughs and puts a blind fold onto Buddy’s head.
“What the hell Norm?” Buddy barks.
“Trust me Buddy…. This training is perfect for your match with the strong as a bull Travis Brown.
“I don’t know Big Norm… I’m still finding wood chips from your last training session.” Buddy groans.
“Oh trust me Buddy…. This is good for you!” Big Norm shouts as he removes the blindfold.
“What the….” Buddy starts as he turns around to see Big Norm running.
“Good luck Buddy!” Big Norm shouts as he scampers up the white picket fence.
“Um…… Norm?” Buddy slowly asks he turns around to face a massive bull.
“You better run sucka!” Big Norm shouts.
“NORM!” Buddy screams as the bull charges toward him.
“Welcome to your training Buddy!” Big Norm laughs as Buddy starts to run away from the bull with his arms flailing.
“NORM! GET ME OUT OF HERE!” Buddy shouts as he rolls out of the way of the bull’s mad charge.
“Come on Buddy! If you can dodge a bull, you can dodge that gore of Travis Brown!” Big Norm commands.
“This is SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT!” Buddy shouts and hops over the bull.
“Woooo....... I didn’t know you could jump that high!” Big Norm starts to laugh as Buddy runs around again, flailing his arms.
“Where the hell are the rodeo clowns?!” Buddy shouts as he dashes from the bull.
“You are going to have to work that jab you were talking about…….” Big Norm laughs.
“I don’t hit animals!” Buddy shouts as suddenly the bull gets on his hind legs.
“Wooooo!” Big Norm laughs in shock.
“WHAT THE-” Buddy starts to shout before the bull swings its front legs and gives Buddy a few punches.
“That’s a hell of a bull man……” Big Norm laughs.
“It’s possessed!” Buddy shouts as the bull swings its head and flips Buddy over it.
“You better fight back SUCKA!” Big Norm barks.
“Alright Mr. Bull….. I don’t wanna hurt yah…….” Buddy starts as the bull knocks him to the ground and steps on his Buddy beads.
“Oh no………..” Big Norm cringes as the Bull shatters the beads to pieces.
“Nobody smashes the beads!” Buddy shouts and hops to his feet.
“Ah hell……..” Big Norm says in aw as Buddy’s jab starts smashing into the Bull’s face.
“Sorry Mr. Bull…..” Buddy says as he gives the bull a haymaker that knocks the bull onto its side, out cold.
“I really should stop coming up with these training ideas when high………” Big Norm says, shaking his head.
“Kids, don’t hurt animals. That’s not cool….” Buddy says, giving the Bull a carrot to eat as it wakes up.
“That’s Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget sucka!” Big Norm cuts in and corrects.
“Sorry Big Norm. We are here live for another edition of Buddy’s Gone Wild!” Buddy shouts and a group of cowboys behind him cheers.
“Where are we tonight Buddy?” Big Norm asks, now standing next to Buddy.
“Big Norm, we are on our way to the show next week where I take on the Open-Weight Champion, The Renegade, Travis Brown.” Buddy states and the group of guys behind Buddy cheer even louder.
“You are in for a hell of a fight Buddy…..” Big Norm declares.
“Correctomundo Big Norm. Travis Brown is a tough technical brawler from right here, in Brown Town itself, Newark, New Jersey!” Buddy shouts and puts his hand up to the roar of the crowd.
“He is my intense and highly volatile brother from another brother sucka!” Big Norm says with a smile.
“That he is……. That gore of his can cut you in half and totally destroy your stomach.” Buddy comments.
“Damn right sucka! And he’ll squash you like a bug with his Swanton Bomb!” Big Norm shouts and high-fives a guy that walks by.
“He’s a strong dude. But I’m thinking my jab will be too much for him. I got the speed advantage, and if he can’t catch me, he can’t gore me.” Buddy chuckles.
“We are going to prove that today Buddy.” Big Norm jokes.
“What do you mean Big Norm?” Buddy asks.
“Well Buddy, we are here at this ranch for a little training……” Big Norm smirks.
“What training?” Buddy asks.
“You’ll see…….” Big Norm laughs and puts a blind fold onto Buddy’s head.
“What the hell Norm?” Buddy barks.
“Trust me Buddy…. This training is perfect for your match with the strong as a bull Travis Brown.
“I don’t know Big Norm… I’m still finding wood chips from your last training session.” Buddy groans.
“Oh trust me Buddy…. This is good for you!” Big Norm shouts as he removes the blindfold.
“What the….” Buddy starts as he turns around to see Big Norm running.
“Good luck Buddy!” Big Norm shouts as he scampers up the white picket fence.
“Um…… Norm?” Buddy slowly asks he turns around to face a massive bull.
“You better run sucka!” Big Norm shouts.
“NORM!” Buddy screams as the bull charges toward him.
“Welcome to your training Buddy!” Big Norm laughs as Buddy starts to run away from the bull with his arms flailing.
“NORM! GET ME OUT OF HERE!” Buddy shouts as he rolls out of the way of the bull’s mad charge.
“Come on Buddy! If you can dodge a bull, you can dodge that gore of Travis Brown!” Big Norm commands.
“This is SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT!” Buddy shouts and hops over the bull.
“Woooo....... I didn’t know you could jump that high!” Big Norm starts to laugh as Buddy runs around again, flailing his arms.
“Where the hell are the rodeo clowns?!” Buddy shouts as he dashes from the bull.
“You are going to have to work that jab you were talking about…….” Big Norm laughs.
“I don’t hit animals!” Buddy shouts as suddenly the bull gets on his hind legs.
“Wooooo!” Big Norm laughs in shock.
“WHAT THE-” Buddy starts to shout before the bull swings its front legs and gives Buddy a few punches.
“That’s a hell of a bull man……” Big Norm laughs.
“It’s possessed!” Buddy shouts as the bull swings its head and flips Buddy over it.
“You better fight back SUCKA!” Big Norm barks.
“Alright Mr. Bull….. I don’t wanna hurt yah…….” Buddy starts as the bull knocks him to the ground and steps on his Buddy beads.
“Oh no………..” Big Norm cringes as the Bull shatters the beads to pieces.
“Nobody smashes the beads!” Buddy shouts and hops to his feet.
“Ah hell……..” Big Norm says in aw as Buddy’s jab starts smashing into the Bull’s face.
“Sorry Mr. Bull…..” Buddy says as he gives the bull a haymaker that knocks the bull onto its side, out cold.
“I really should stop coming up with these training ideas when high………” Big Norm says, shaking his head.
“Kids, don’t hurt animals. That’s not cool….” Buddy says, giving the Bull a carrot to eat as it wakes up.