Post by thewobert on Jul 5, 2007 1:39:59 GMT -6
The scene begins in the dark. It is silent and nothing can be seen. Softly at first, a guitar starts to be played. The scene starts to flicker with light. Shadows of bikini-clad, curvy women flash by. A voice starts up by saying “There’s a dude………. A party dude……..” The guitar starts up heavy, now easily heard. The voice returns, saying “A dude with loves women……… every woman.”
A pair of night-vision goggles rises to the camera and shows the upper torso of Buddy Love in a tuxedo and sunglasses. Buddy looks to the camera and holds up a pair of his beads. The green light cuts out and returns to the shadows of the women. A beam of light shines across the scene, lighting up the girls is it crosses them. Suddenly, the light shines onto Buddy’s face. Buddy gives the “Buddy Jesus” look and starts to sing.
“There’s a man who leads a life of partying……” Buddy sings as the light struggles to follow Buddy’s face.
“To everyone he meets…… he tosses his beads ….” Buddy sings with a smile and acts like he is tossing beads.
“With every move he makes….. another match he takes…….” Buddy sings as he throws a combination of punches.
“Odds are he won’t win the match Sunday……..” A group of elegantly dressed women start to sing as Buddy rolls a pair of dice at a craps table.
“But he’s….. Buddy……… Love!” Buddy starts dancing as the chorus of girls sing.
“Buddy……..Love!” Buddy spins around and does various disco dance moves.
“They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!” Images of Meltdown, David Hilt, and Toro Verde crawl across the screen.
“Beware of Meltdown in the ring……..” Buddy starts singing again.
“He can smack you down with The Curse so easily………” A collection of Meltdown performing “The Curse” flashes on the screen.
“Ah, be careful of Toro Verde….” Buddy sings holding up a picture of Toro Verde.
“He might be your friend……. but gold changes people…….’” Buddy sings as gold coins rain from above.
“Odds are he won’t win the match Sunday……….” A chorus of girls starts up again.
“But he’s…….. Buddy………. Love!” Buddy starts dancing again.
“Buddy……… Love!” The girls shout and sing. “They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!
The camera cuts out to Big Norm rocking out on a guitar. Buddy struts in and dances wildly with a group of bikini girls. Beads and multicolor confetti rains down from above. Buddy swings his fists around, showing off his boxing moves for the ladies. Buddy takes the girls into his arms and swings them around. The girls all grab their chests, sigh towards Buddy, and fall backward.
“But he’s…… Buddy……… Love!” The chorus starts up again.
“Buddy……… Love!” Buddy comes back into view, doing “The Sprinkler” dancing move.
“They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!” The chorus sings.
“The champion David Hilt is on the run…….” Buddy starts singing again.
“If he isn’t very careful…….. his title won’t be his for long…….” The Mid-Atlantic title belts twirls around the camera.
“With four men gunning for the belt……… its going to be a hell of a fight……” Buddy looks up to the stars.
“Buddy wishing for the win….. by submission or pinfall………..” The image of Buddy pinning David Hilt fills the screen.
“Odds are he won’t win the match Sunday……….” A chorus of girls starts up one last time.
“But he’s……… Buddy……..Love!” Buddy comes back into view dancing.
“Buddy……Love!” The girls shout.
“They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!” The girls sing in a high pitch.
The guitar starts to grow quiet, and the scene starts to fade. The girls slow their dancing, and the beads and confetti stops falling. The camera spins around to a walking Buddy. Buddy’s back is to the camera as he walks further away. The guitar stops, and Big Norm walks away. The chorus of girls comes to view on the side.
“But he’s……… Buddy……….Love!” Buddy spins around puts up his fist.
The scene goes black and all that is heard is………Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
*Visual Aid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0*
A pair of night-vision goggles rises to the camera and shows the upper torso of Buddy Love in a tuxedo and sunglasses. Buddy looks to the camera and holds up a pair of his beads. The green light cuts out and returns to the shadows of the women. A beam of light shines across the scene, lighting up the girls is it crosses them. Suddenly, the light shines onto Buddy’s face. Buddy gives the “Buddy Jesus” look and starts to sing.
“There’s a man who leads a life of partying……” Buddy sings as the light struggles to follow Buddy’s face.
“To everyone he meets…… he tosses his beads ….” Buddy sings with a smile and acts like he is tossing beads.
“With every move he makes….. another match he takes…….” Buddy sings as he throws a combination of punches.
“Odds are he won’t win the match Sunday……..” A group of elegantly dressed women start to sing as Buddy rolls a pair of dice at a craps table.
“But he’s….. Buddy……… Love!” Buddy starts dancing as the chorus of girls sing.
“Buddy……..Love!” Buddy spins around and does various disco dance moves.
“They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!” Images of Meltdown, David Hilt, and Toro Verde crawl across the screen.
“Beware of Meltdown in the ring……..” Buddy starts singing again.
“He can smack you down with The Curse so easily………” A collection of Meltdown performing “The Curse” flashes on the screen.
“Ah, be careful of Toro Verde….” Buddy sings holding up a picture of Toro Verde.
“He might be your friend……. but gold changes people…….’” Buddy sings as gold coins rain from above.
“Odds are he won’t win the match Sunday……….” A chorus of girls starts up again.
“But he’s…….. Buddy………. Love!” Buddy starts dancing again.
“Buddy……… Love!” The girls shout and sing. “They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!
The camera cuts out to Big Norm rocking out on a guitar. Buddy struts in and dances wildly with a group of bikini girls. Beads and multicolor confetti rains down from above. Buddy swings his fists around, showing off his boxing moves for the ladies. Buddy takes the girls into his arms and swings them around. The girls all grab their chests, sigh towards Buddy, and fall backward.
“But he’s…… Buddy……… Love!” The chorus starts up again.
“Buddy……… Love!” Buddy comes back into view, doing “The Sprinkler” dancing move.
“They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!” The chorus sings.
“The champion David Hilt is on the run…….” Buddy starts singing again.
“If he isn’t very careful…….. his title won’t be his for long…….” The Mid-Atlantic title belts twirls around the camera.
“With four men gunning for the belt……… its going to be a hell of a fight……” Buddy looks up to the stars.
“Buddy wishing for the win….. by submission or pinfall………..” The image of Buddy pinning David Hilt fills the screen.
“Odds are he won’t win the match Sunday……….” A chorus of girls starts up one last time.
“But he’s……… Buddy……..Love!” Buddy comes back into view dancing.
“Buddy……Love!” The girls shout.
“They’ve given you four opponents……. And only one will stand up tall!” The girls sing in a high pitch.
The guitar starts to grow quiet, and the scene starts to fade. The girls slow their dancing, and the beads and confetti stops falling. The camera spins around to a walking Buddy. Buddy’s back is to the camera as he walks further away. The guitar stops, and Big Norm walks away. The chorus of girls comes to view on the side.
“But he’s……… Buddy……….Love!” Buddy spins around puts up his fist.
The scene goes black and all that is heard is………Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
*Visual Aid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0*