Post by thewobert on May 31, 2007 19:15:07 GMT -6
The scene opens with the stunning Stephie Campbell standing in front of the camera. The camera swings up her legs in her hugging black jeans. The camera continues up over the tight Ravens t-shirt she wears. The camera finally stops at her shoulders and her dark eyes peer into the camera. Her dark hair runs down to her chin as she draws the microphone to her mouth.
“Stephie Campbell here backstage with my guest, Mr. Buddy Johansson!” Stephie Campbell states in her English accent.
“Don’t forget the love darling….” Buddy smirks as he walks up and stands next to Ms. Campbell.
“Pardon me. Buddy ‘Love’ Johansson.” Ms. Campbell corrects herself.
“You can call me Buddy…… darling.” Buddy says in a suave voice.
“Ok…. Buddy.”
“A guest for such a lovely reporter…”
“Why thank you Buddy.”
“The pleasure is mine darling. Now how about you earn some of my Buddy Beads….. they are only a dollar sixty-nine at any merchandise stand.” Buddy states with a wink to the camera.
“Maybe later…… Buddy, what do you plan on doing tonight?”
“Well tonight, I go one on one with my friend Mick Cormac, right here in Bel Air, Maryland!” Buddy gives a “thumbs up” to the camera.
“Your friend? I thought Mr. Cormac said last week you are not his friend.”
“Miss Campbell, Cormac is my bud and my mate. Me and him were called to S.E.X. back in the day, and we were called to P.O.W. We roomed together, we fought together, we drank together, hell, we even saw boobs together. The Irish Brawler himself is indeed my friend, even if he believes he isn’t while he is in this drunken rage.”
“How do you feel about Cormac having one-arm tied behind his back?”
“I personally do not like it, but if it will get Cormac to wise up, it’s for the best. It’s like when Luke took on Vader during Return of the Jedi.”
“What do you mean?”
“Luke was on a quest to show Vader that the good in him was still there. Much like I am doing for Cormac. The dark side has clouded his inner strength, and I will try and show him that he is still a hell of a guy.”
“Buddy, I don’t think anybody can change Cormac.”
“That might be true, but it was said Vader wouldn’t change either. While Luke fought with Vader, the good came out. When Luke wouldn't strike Vader down, Vader saw the good in Luke he once had.”
“I wouldn’t know……. I have never seen Star Wars.”
“What?! You haven’t seen Star Wars?!”
“I have not.”
“Well Miss Campbell, maybe after my match we can cuddle up with my lightsaber and give you a “new” experience…….”
“Buddy, I think you should go get ready for your match.”
“Very true Miss Campbell. I need to have my pre-match wine-cooler and round up some beads.” Buddy states and walks off talking to himself.
“Later tonight Buddy will take on Cormac mono to mono with one of Cormac’s hands tied behind his back. Can Buddy show him the light with his glittering beads? This is Stephie Campbell reporting.”
“Stephie Campbell here backstage with my guest, Mr. Buddy Johansson!” Stephie Campbell states in her English accent.
“Don’t forget the love darling….” Buddy smirks as he walks up and stands next to Ms. Campbell.
“Pardon me. Buddy ‘Love’ Johansson.” Ms. Campbell corrects herself.
“You can call me Buddy…… darling.” Buddy says in a suave voice.
“Ok…. Buddy.”
“A guest for such a lovely reporter…”
“Why thank you Buddy.”
“The pleasure is mine darling. Now how about you earn some of my Buddy Beads….. they are only a dollar sixty-nine at any merchandise stand.” Buddy states with a wink to the camera.
“Maybe later…… Buddy, what do you plan on doing tonight?”
“Well tonight, I go one on one with my friend Mick Cormac, right here in Bel Air, Maryland!” Buddy gives a “thumbs up” to the camera.
“Your friend? I thought Mr. Cormac said last week you are not his friend.”
“Miss Campbell, Cormac is my bud and my mate. Me and him were called to S.E.X. back in the day, and we were called to P.O.W. We roomed together, we fought together, we drank together, hell, we even saw boobs together. The Irish Brawler himself is indeed my friend, even if he believes he isn’t while he is in this drunken rage.”
“How do you feel about Cormac having one-arm tied behind his back?”
“I personally do not like it, but if it will get Cormac to wise up, it’s for the best. It’s like when Luke took on Vader during Return of the Jedi.”
“What do you mean?”
“Luke was on a quest to show Vader that the good in him was still there. Much like I am doing for Cormac. The dark side has clouded his inner strength, and I will try and show him that he is still a hell of a guy.”
“Buddy, I don’t think anybody can change Cormac.”
“That might be true, but it was said Vader wouldn’t change either. While Luke fought with Vader, the good came out. When Luke wouldn't strike Vader down, Vader saw the good in Luke he once had.”
“I wouldn’t know……. I have never seen Star Wars.”
“What?! You haven’t seen Star Wars?!”
“I have not.”
“Well Miss Campbell, maybe after my match we can cuddle up with my lightsaber and give you a “new” experience…….”
“Buddy, I think you should go get ready for your match.”
“Very true Miss Campbell. I need to have my pre-match wine-cooler and round up some beads.” Buddy states and walks off talking to himself.
“Later tonight Buddy will take on Cormac mono to mono with one of Cormac’s hands tied behind his back. Can Buddy show him the light with his glittering beads? This is Stephie Campbell reporting.”