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Post by thewobert on Jun 5, 2007 23:33:49 GMT -6
The camcorder camera feed opens with Buddy sitting at a desk in a rather nice dinner jacket. There is classical music in the background. The scene seems to be taking place in a rather important room. It is well organized with bookshelves everywhere.
"Buddy Love here, live from Dover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................Delaware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Buddy shouts and pauses.
*gasp*
"Delaware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Another pause as Buddy gasps for breath between each shout.
"At.........OVER IN DOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*gasps*
"DOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*gasps*
"I!!!!!!!!!!!!!............Guarantee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*gasps*
"That there will be Beads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................. on every NECK!"
*gasps*
"A wine cooler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................. in each HAND!!!!!!"
*gasp*
*There will be NAKED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........................EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*big gasp*
"And MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Buddy faints*
The camera panes to the right to see Big Norm sitting in a chair, also in a dinner jacket. He puts down his pipe and the book he was reading.
"As you can see......" Big Norm poorly acting a proper voice. "Buddy is very excited about the party he is hosting for the base during the show."
"AIR FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Comes from the ground.
"For the boys and girls in the air, we salute you and party is for you. Enjoy!"
"BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Damn......................"
Big Norm shakes his head.
"That was my line..........."
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