Post by gamernerd on Jun 14, 2007 0:19:57 GMT -6
Place: POW: New England - Hampton Beach, NH
Event: Road to Red, White & Bruised
When: 6/17/07
Match: Nick Wadden v. Gamer Nerd
Scene: Neighborhood Arcade
After doing his warmup exercises to get ready for his match, Gamer Nerd leaves the locker room inside the casino ballroom and gets into his car and heads to the neighborhood arcade where one of the gamer nerds picked up a newspaper and read about the incident at the Anime North convention. Gamer Nerd arrived in the parking lot outside of the arcade, he then gets out and locks the front car door and enters the arcade. Nerd #2 wanted to see him in the employee's office to discuss the convention incident involving his opponent for this Sunday's Road to Red, White & Bruised.
Nerd #2: GN, this is something you gotta read about, I mean it's terrible! This Nick Wadden guy went to the convention and caused trouble and...
Gamer Nerd: What do you mean he caused trouble? What did he do to scare the convention goers away?
Nerd: #2: Well 1st of all, he complained about the admission price of $9.99 saying that how can he pay that such price of admission that he won't enjoy. Then he said something obscene about the World of Warcraft in front 2 kids which it was getting ready to start.
GN: Before you tell me what happened to my cardboard cut-out of me, did you take a couple of pictures of him breaking the cut-out in half?
Nerd #2: Yes I do have them with me, take a look at them while I tell you what happened.
Nerd #2 gives Gamer Nerd the snapshots of the cardboard breaking incident & he takes a look at them while listening to Nerd #2.
Nerd #2: Since being the convention's main attraction to a nearby booth, everyone stood behind your cut-out & take some pictures. Until he comes up to your cut-out and broke it in half as the crowd looked on in shock. Then a man named Tyler approached him asking him what are you doing here. Then after his girlfriend proved what a real man Tyler is, he even said something obscene involving a cow or something.
GN: Let me get this straight. While the crowd stood next to my cardboard cut-out taking pictures then that Sandman wannabe came up to it and broke it in half?
Nerd #2 in fear: Yeah.
GN: Then he slid into the ring and start spewing his garbage on the same anime convention we always go to and have everyone to worship him like he's the future god?
Nerd #2: Yeah, that's what he said. But y'know the thing that gives me nightmares? Him breaking and entering our neighborhood arcade & trash the place. Gamer Nerd, I so scared...I'm afraid to go to bed at night. I mean, we already lock the doors & draw the shutters closed during closing time before leaving.
GN: It'll be ok, dude. That'll keep Nick Wadden away from here to prevent this from happening. And as far as him being the Sandman from Super Punch-Out!!, Bowser from the Super Mario series & being the big freak from Zelda goes, I always target that enemy's weak spots because that's the key to winning. And since Wadden want to be like Ganon from the Legend of Zelda, I'll be Link who'll be armed with some silver arrows because it's the only way to kill Ganon. That's how he regained the triforce and saved princess Zelda.
Also, do he think that the Anime North convention is a place for losers? He doesn't know anything about Pokemon, World of Warcraft, Naruto, Trigun, Sailor Moon, etc. that convention is a breathing ground for gamer nerds and anime fans alike who come up to my cardboard cut-out and take pictures standing next to it or me being in the booth for the meet & greet section where I sign autographs and take pictures with members of the crowd. But by the time the Road to Red, White & Bruised comes around this Sunday, I'll give him a lesson that he'll never, EVER forget because with Gamer Nerd, now he's playing with power...NERD POWER!
Nerd #2: Now THAT'S what I wanna hear! Good luck in your match and for the love of the gaming nerd community...GIVE THAT NICK WADDEN GUY SOME HELL & PLENTY OF IT!
GN: I'll do just that. I'm heading back to the casino ballroom and then to the locker room so I can relax a bit before my debut match this Sunday. By the way, if there's any problems or whatever, reach me at the casino ballroom.
Nerd #2: Ok, bye and good luck in your match against Wadden!
Gamer Nerd leaves the neighborhood arcade and gets into his car, starts it up & drives back to the casino ballroom parking lot & returns to the locker room to relax until something urgent happens.
END
Event: Road to Red, White & Bruised
When: 6/17/07
Match: Nick Wadden v. Gamer Nerd
Scene: Neighborhood Arcade
After doing his warmup exercises to get ready for his match, Gamer Nerd leaves the locker room inside the casino ballroom and gets into his car and heads to the neighborhood arcade where one of the gamer nerds picked up a newspaper and read about the incident at the Anime North convention. Gamer Nerd arrived in the parking lot outside of the arcade, he then gets out and locks the front car door and enters the arcade. Nerd #2 wanted to see him in the employee's office to discuss the convention incident involving his opponent for this Sunday's Road to Red, White & Bruised.
Nerd #2: GN, this is something you gotta read about, I mean it's terrible! This Nick Wadden guy went to the convention and caused trouble and...
Gamer Nerd: What do you mean he caused trouble? What did he do to scare the convention goers away?
Nerd: #2: Well 1st of all, he complained about the admission price of $9.99 saying that how can he pay that such price of admission that he won't enjoy. Then he said something obscene about the World of Warcraft in front 2 kids which it was getting ready to start.
GN: Before you tell me what happened to my cardboard cut-out of me, did you take a couple of pictures of him breaking the cut-out in half?
Nerd #2: Yes I do have them with me, take a look at them while I tell you what happened.
Nerd #2 gives Gamer Nerd the snapshots of the cardboard breaking incident & he takes a look at them while listening to Nerd #2.
Nerd #2: Since being the convention's main attraction to a nearby booth, everyone stood behind your cut-out & take some pictures. Until he comes up to your cut-out and broke it in half as the crowd looked on in shock. Then a man named Tyler approached him asking him what are you doing here. Then after his girlfriend proved what a real man Tyler is, he even said something obscene involving a cow or something.
GN: Let me get this straight. While the crowd stood next to my cardboard cut-out taking pictures then that Sandman wannabe came up to it and broke it in half?
Nerd #2 in fear: Yeah.
GN: Then he slid into the ring and start spewing his garbage on the same anime convention we always go to and have everyone to worship him like he's the future god?
Nerd #2: Yeah, that's what he said. But y'know the thing that gives me nightmares? Him breaking and entering our neighborhood arcade & trash the place. Gamer Nerd, I so scared...I'm afraid to go to bed at night. I mean, we already lock the doors & draw the shutters closed during closing time before leaving.
GN: It'll be ok, dude. That'll keep Nick Wadden away from here to prevent this from happening. And as far as him being the Sandman from Super Punch-Out!!, Bowser from the Super Mario series & being the big freak from Zelda goes, I always target that enemy's weak spots because that's the key to winning. And since Wadden want to be like Ganon from the Legend of Zelda, I'll be Link who'll be armed with some silver arrows because it's the only way to kill Ganon. That's how he regained the triforce and saved princess Zelda.
Also, do he think that the Anime North convention is a place for losers? He doesn't know anything about Pokemon, World of Warcraft, Naruto, Trigun, Sailor Moon, etc. that convention is a breathing ground for gamer nerds and anime fans alike who come up to my cardboard cut-out and take pictures standing next to it or me being in the booth for the meet & greet section where I sign autographs and take pictures with members of the crowd. But by the time the Road to Red, White & Bruised comes around this Sunday, I'll give him a lesson that he'll never, EVER forget because with Gamer Nerd, now he's playing with power...NERD POWER!
Nerd #2: Now THAT'S what I wanna hear! Good luck in your match and for the love of the gaming nerd community...GIVE THAT NICK WADDEN GUY SOME HELL & PLENTY OF IT!
GN: I'll do just that. I'm heading back to the casino ballroom and then to the locker room so I can relax a bit before my debut match this Sunday. By the way, if there's any problems or whatever, reach me at the casino ballroom.
Nerd #2: Ok, bye and good luck in your match against Wadden!
Gamer Nerd leaves the neighborhood arcade and gets into his car, starts it up & drives back to the casino ballroom parking lot & returns to the locker room to relax until something urgent happens.
END