Post by eagles on Jun 6, 2007 15:48:54 GMT -6
The scene opens rather abruptly into the face of Josh Eagles, his face directly in front of the camera with a big smile on it. The camera is a little shaky and as it moves back it becomes evident that it is not a POW camera, but a hand held camera that Josh Eagles is holding, now probably at arms length, as it shakes slightly taking in Josh's head and neck region and only a little bit of the background around him.The little bit behind him though is quite revealing as it shows a very distinct style of structure and ethnicity of people in the background as a "China Town" of whatever city Josh happens to be prancing around in on this day. The sound of cars is not heard overly, but the sound of market callers is heard vividly yelling "Fresh Fish!"
"HA, fresh fish, sitting out in this sun all day! I doubt it! Oh, I think I got this thing working... testing, testing."
The camera gets whipped around quickly as Josh is checking to see if it is working and the full out scene that is revealed indeed confirms the theory of it being China Town that Josh was in. The camera then comes back around to the face of Josh Eagles, which is again grinning widely!
"Hey there New England fans... it's once again time for the Champion Of The People and your favorite wrestler Josh Eagles to make a little bit of a public address. Now normally I wouldn't be shooting my own footage, but after my last match and some of the interview time I had it was brought to my attention and the attention of the POW Higher Ups that I maybe slightly racist. Now you see I manage to pound that little Mexican into the ground last week and between that and the comments I made about his proud "heritage" which on a side note I asked if it was a great line of immigrants, he went crying to some people and got me in trouble.So the higher ups saw that I was facing another useless foreigner and decided to BAN my camera privileges for his segment as they were afraid it would look bad on their image!! Can you believe that? Here stands one of the most celebrated wrestlers in the company, a wrestler so good they are scared here in New England to even give me a title match because it would be a crime to have me hold the title for too long and they are worried about their image!! That is just plain stupid!
Anyway more back to the point! Now as everyone knows I lost to this T... T... what ever his name was, I will have to rename him as well... see I always break my rules for this company again fighting a wrestler who's name I cannot pronounce and he is short and close to a Mexican!!! But I am willing to do anything for this company so alas I am here in China Town to find out what his fans must think of him. Now I know what your thinking... T...T... oh I forgot to give him a name, ummm... his new name is... Sum Dum guy! Well anyway I know that Sum Dum Guy is in fact of Japanese decent, but really Chinese and Japanese are the same thing, they all have yellow faces and narrow eyes and are almost as scary as gingers.
So more back to the point of this whole expedition I am on a quest to find out what Sum Dum Guy is all about, see if it is all hype or if this is a legit match. You see I can't remember the last time we fought as I was dramatically ill, but Lovejoy forced me to come in an compete as he couldn't take the rating drop that it would cause if Josh Eagles was not on site, so I don't really know what happened, other then me walking to the ring, laying down and saying pin me. Which is probably the single greatest moment of this goofballs career, a victory over Josh Eagles. Anyway let's go visit the fans."
Josh turns the camera around to face the street and begins to set off on a quest for potential fans of Sum Dum Guy. The first person that Josh approaches is a short Chinese boy.
"Hmmm, way too young! He doesn't even know how to do up his own shoes I bet."
Josh begins to walk away from the kid who is easily 13 in search of someone he deems more likely to be a fan of Sum Dum Guy. He passes a bunch of nice looking Chinese woman, in where the camera goes black and the sound is lost as he talks to them. The camera then comes back on and Josh continues down his path, walking right past a guy with a Takeshi Tanahashi shirt on and up to a much older fellow, who is crippled and blind.
"He looks about right, I mean I betcha in order to be a fan of Sum Dum Guy you have to be blind so you can't see the actual wrestling! Hello there, sir, sir I was just wondering if I could get a few words from you about Sum Dum Guy??"
"Who!?"
"The famous Japanese wrestler Sum Dum Guy, held every major title, won all the big tourneys you know, I am sure you must have heard of him. He now wrestles for the POW and is facing Josh Eagles this week!"
"Now listen here sonny, I was a huge fan of Japanese wrestling back when I had my eye sight and I never remember hearing about Sum Dum Guy! But now I can only listen to it on the radio and I listen to all the matches of Josh Eagles in the POW and I know as a fact that he is facing Takeshi Tanahashi this week at Over In Dover!"
"Oh so you are a HUGE Josh Eagles fan then?"
"No, the radio station that gets POW New England and Midwest around here is owned by Eagles, so only his matches and segments are played, so I have no choice. Personally I think he is a little arrogant."
A loud "humph" is heard and the camera veers away and begins searching again. This time Josh comes upon a group of young kids who are looking in a store window with a poster advertising Over In Dover. Josh approaches them and as he gets closer they turn around and see him and begin to shout and point toward him.
"Hey there kids, are you guys wrestling fans?"
The kids group together nervously then they all push one forward who seems to be the "spokes person" of the group.
"Ye,yes sir!"
"Well then you must know who I am?"
"You're Josh Eagles! You're going to be fighting Takeshi Tanahashi at Over in Dover right?"
"Well if you say so, I can never remember what his name is, so I just call him Sum Dum Guy!"
The kids in the crowd start laughing loudly and they push the leader further forward.
"Is it going to be just like when you faced... Jobber Des Mexicanos???"
"Well I don't know, you see the problem is I have never heard of this Sum Dum Guy! I know he is supposed to be some big star over in Japan and that I faced him once and lost, but I was really sick and I don't remember much and well I just don't know what to expect!? You kids wanna help me out a little!?"
"Well he hasn't really done anything that we know about? Until he came to New England we never even knew about Sum Dum Guy, but we know that nobody likes him and they all thinks he sucks the big one! Then again nobody but us at school like Josh Eagles either!"
"WHAT? Now how come they don't like me? I am the Champion of the People!"
"They don't like you cause you keep beating Reck Maverick, sir!"
"Stupid, rotten, ninja! Well anyway point here is you don't know who Sum Dum Guy is either and you don't know anyone who does do you?"
All the kids shake their heads no and Josh again takes off back to the place where the segment started, again talking to those hot Chinese ladies. He finally reaches the spot and he faces the camera back at himself.
"Well there you have it! Nobody knows about Sum Dum Guy or anything he has done or has claimed to do, so I don't know what the big fuss is. Come to think of it, if I hadn't won any titles in Japan and was a no named hack getting my ass kicked every week I would have come to America and claimed the same damn thing. You see there is one difference between us, I actually started my career in Japan and that is where Josh Eagles was first trained, hence why I own the Little Snap Dragon Dojo, as I was trained in the Snap Dragon Dojo, by Murishi Kiromoto, the biggest name to ever come out of New Japan Wrestling Syndicate aka the NJWS!
Now I was also just recently informed that before our last match you said I was... what was it? A worthless opponent? Well you can think that because Sum Dum Guy you are in North America now and we are even more kick ass then the Japs and I am going to teach you that this week. Once again Josh Eagles will overcome his personal demons and break his wrestling rules of not facing any wrestlers with names I can't pronounce, who are also smaller then I am and I will come to Over in Dover and I will kick your ass and again show why I am the most dominate wrestler in the POW.
Then after I am done with you I will help you with your little mask problem... and not by being a classic heel and removing it or anything, but by making you so ashamed of you embarrassing loss that you will never again want to take it off that lopsided head of your and I will establish myself even further and hopefully and finally get myself in line for a TITLE match here in New England. So thank you for accepting this rematch as you have volunteered so nicely to be the next stepping stone of Josh Eagles."
The camera clicks off ending the scene.
"HA, fresh fish, sitting out in this sun all day! I doubt it! Oh, I think I got this thing working... testing, testing."
The camera gets whipped around quickly as Josh is checking to see if it is working and the full out scene that is revealed indeed confirms the theory of it being China Town that Josh was in. The camera then comes back around to the face of Josh Eagles, which is again grinning widely!
"Hey there New England fans... it's once again time for the Champion Of The People and your favorite wrestler Josh Eagles to make a little bit of a public address. Now normally I wouldn't be shooting my own footage, but after my last match and some of the interview time I had it was brought to my attention and the attention of the POW Higher Ups that I maybe slightly racist. Now you see I manage to pound that little Mexican into the ground last week and between that and the comments I made about his proud "heritage" which on a side note I asked if it was a great line of immigrants, he went crying to some people and got me in trouble.So the higher ups saw that I was facing another useless foreigner and decided to BAN my camera privileges for his segment as they were afraid it would look bad on their image!! Can you believe that? Here stands one of the most celebrated wrestlers in the company, a wrestler so good they are scared here in New England to even give me a title match because it would be a crime to have me hold the title for too long and they are worried about their image!! That is just plain stupid!
Anyway more back to the point! Now as everyone knows I lost to this T... T... what ever his name was, I will have to rename him as well... see I always break my rules for this company again fighting a wrestler who's name I cannot pronounce and he is short and close to a Mexican!!! But I am willing to do anything for this company so alas I am here in China Town to find out what his fans must think of him. Now I know what your thinking... T...T... oh I forgot to give him a name, ummm... his new name is... Sum Dum guy! Well anyway I know that Sum Dum Guy is in fact of Japanese decent, but really Chinese and Japanese are the same thing, they all have yellow faces and narrow eyes and are almost as scary as gingers.
So more back to the point of this whole expedition I am on a quest to find out what Sum Dum Guy is all about, see if it is all hype or if this is a legit match. You see I can't remember the last time we fought as I was dramatically ill, but Lovejoy forced me to come in an compete as he couldn't take the rating drop that it would cause if Josh Eagles was not on site, so I don't really know what happened, other then me walking to the ring, laying down and saying pin me. Which is probably the single greatest moment of this goofballs career, a victory over Josh Eagles. Anyway let's go visit the fans."
Josh turns the camera around to face the street and begins to set off on a quest for potential fans of Sum Dum Guy. The first person that Josh approaches is a short Chinese boy.
"Hmmm, way too young! He doesn't even know how to do up his own shoes I bet."
Josh begins to walk away from the kid who is easily 13 in search of someone he deems more likely to be a fan of Sum Dum Guy. He passes a bunch of nice looking Chinese woman, in where the camera goes black and the sound is lost as he talks to them. The camera then comes back on and Josh continues down his path, walking right past a guy with a Takeshi Tanahashi shirt on and up to a much older fellow, who is crippled and blind.
"He looks about right, I mean I betcha in order to be a fan of Sum Dum Guy you have to be blind so you can't see the actual wrestling! Hello there, sir, sir I was just wondering if I could get a few words from you about Sum Dum Guy??"
"Who!?"
"The famous Japanese wrestler Sum Dum Guy, held every major title, won all the big tourneys you know, I am sure you must have heard of him. He now wrestles for the POW and is facing Josh Eagles this week!"
"Now listen here sonny, I was a huge fan of Japanese wrestling back when I had my eye sight and I never remember hearing about Sum Dum Guy! But now I can only listen to it on the radio and I listen to all the matches of Josh Eagles in the POW and I know as a fact that he is facing Takeshi Tanahashi this week at Over In Dover!"
"Oh so you are a HUGE Josh Eagles fan then?"
"No, the radio station that gets POW New England and Midwest around here is owned by Eagles, so only his matches and segments are played, so I have no choice. Personally I think he is a little arrogant."
A loud "humph" is heard and the camera veers away and begins searching again. This time Josh comes upon a group of young kids who are looking in a store window with a poster advertising Over In Dover. Josh approaches them and as he gets closer they turn around and see him and begin to shout and point toward him.
"Hey there kids, are you guys wrestling fans?"
The kids group together nervously then they all push one forward who seems to be the "spokes person" of the group.
"Ye,yes sir!"
"Well then you must know who I am?"
"You're Josh Eagles! You're going to be fighting Takeshi Tanahashi at Over in Dover right?"
"Well if you say so, I can never remember what his name is, so I just call him Sum Dum Guy!"
The kids in the crowd start laughing loudly and they push the leader further forward.
"Is it going to be just like when you faced... Jobber Des Mexicanos???"
"Well I don't know, you see the problem is I have never heard of this Sum Dum Guy! I know he is supposed to be some big star over in Japan and that I faced him once and lost, but I was really sick and I don't remember much and well I just don't know what to expect!? You kids wanna help me out a little!?"
"Well he hasn't really done anything that we know about? Until he came to New England we never even knew about Sum Dum Guy, but we know that nobody likes him and they all thinks he sucks the big one! Then again nobody but us at school like Josh Eagles either!"
"WHAT? Now how come they don't like me? I am the Champion of the People!"
"They don't like you cause you keep beating Reck Maverick, sir!"
"Stupid, rotten, ninja! Well anyway point here is you don't know who Sum Dum Guy is either and you don't know anyone who does do you?"
All the kids shake their heads no and Josh again takes off back to the place where the segment started, again talking to those hot Chinese ladies. He finally reaches the spot and he faces the camera back at himself.
"Well there you have it! Nobody knows about Sum Dum Guy or anything he has done or has claimed to do, so I don't know what the big fuss is. Come to think of it, if I hadn't won any titles in Japan and was a no named hack getting my ass kicked every week I would have come to America and claimed the same damn thing. You see there is one difference between us, I actually started my career in Japan and that is where Josh Eagles was first trained, hence why I own the Little Snap Dragon Dojo, as I was trained in the Snap Dragon Dojo, by Murishi Kiromoto, the biggest name to ever come out of New Japan Wrestling Syndicate aka the NJWS!
Now I was also just recently informed that before our last match you said I was... what was it? A worthless opponent? Well you can think that because Sum Dum Guy you are in North America now and we are even more kick ass then the Japs and I am going to teach you that this week. Once again Josh Eagles will overcome his personal demons and break his wrestling rules of not facing any wrestlers with names I can't pronounce, who are also smaller then I am and I will come to Over in Dover and I will kick your ass and again show why I am the most dominate wrestler in the POW.
Then after I am done with you I will help you with your little mask problem... and not by being a classic heel and removing it or anything, but by making you so ashamed of you embarrassing loss that you will never again want to take it off that lopsided head of your and I will establish myself even further and hopefully and finally get myself in line for a TITLE match here in New England. So thank you for accepting this rematch as you have volunteered so nicely to be the next stepping stone of Josh Eagles."
The camera clicks off ending the scene.