Post by nickwadden on Jun 13, 2007 22:06:38 GMT -6
** The scene opens up at a local convention center. In fact, the title of the place is “Anime North” so it is presumed that the location is in the Northern part of North America. The line ups are huge and filled with different looking characters. Some people are dressed as anime, some are in normal clothes. One man’s shirt even reads “R D R R” and it’s getting a huge pop from the crowd. A couple pokemon mascots walk by the line as one is tripped by a little brat. The brat is escorted out of the line. At the front of the line, stands a man who shouldn’t even be in such a goofy place… Nick Wadden. Nick is standing there as he pays the nessecary admission to get into this place. **
Nick: $9.99? Are you serious?
** The man behind the booth begins to speak **
Man: Yes sir, that will be $9.99 please.
Nick: Why the hell am I going to pay such an unnessecary price for something I won’t even enjoy?
Man: Sir, it’s so that all the money can go towards us working. We don’t appreciate your tone and if you don’t like it, you can leave. We have other customers to serve, this event is huge. In twenty minutes, we will be having a huge LAN Battle of World of Warcraft.
** a couple kids walk by **
Kid 1: Dude, World of Warcraft is starting soon. We gotta get to our seats.
Kid 2: I know! I got my level 60 dwarf!
Kid 1: Well I have a level 70 undead.
** Nick turns around **
Nick: Well guess what I have.
Kid 1: What!?!
Nick: A dick. I use it. Piss off.
Kid 1 & 2: EWWWW!
Man: EXCUSE ME SIR! THAT WAS RUDE.
** Nick turns around and drops a ten dollar bill **
Nick: Keep the change, I need to find someone to destroy. You’re wasting my time, work with these other virgins.
** Nick walks through the convention as he looks around. He notices a ring in the corner and is curious to check it out. But he chooses not too. He continues walking and he sees aisles and aisles of losers. This is like a losers hang out for sure. Nick keeps wondering what possessed him to come here, but knowing that his opponent is new, he needs to learn everything he can from his opponent, even if it involves coming to this joke of an environment.
Nick continues to walk, when finally, he catches a poster of this Gamer Nerd. He is pointing at everyone and in his cardboardness, he is the main attraction to a certain booth. People are coming up and standing beside him and getting pictures taken. Nick shakes his head in disgust as he walks up and kicks the cardboard cut out, breaking it in half. The crowd looks in shock. One man steps up and approaches Nick **
Tyler: What the hell are you doing man?
** Tyler’s glasses start to fall down as he fixes them **
Nick: What the hell am I doing? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? Fix your glasses son, no one wants to talk to a loser who can’t even get the right size glasses. Keep that mouth up, and I’ll slap you, show your girlfriend what a real man is.
Tyler’s Girlfriend: Oh, hes a real man.
** The crowd oooh’s **
Nick: Good one, I could probably have sex with a cow if I wanted too.
** The crowd groaned and boo’d. Tyler got closer **
Tyler: What did you say?
Nick: You heard me, your gf is a cow. Look at this girl, shes a joke. Lose some weight fatty and maybe I would consider doing you. Kid, do you have any idea who I am? Really, do you?
Tyler: Who are you?
Nick: WHO AM I??
** Nick slides into the ring that’s close by and climbs the turnbuckles facing the crowd **
Nick: Who am I!?! I am none other than Nick Wadden, the newest member of the POW and your future GOD. As like right now, you will all stare at me, with the fear that so many men in that ring will as well. No one understands the power I bring. Dante felt it, the whole Pay Per View was molded by my match. People underestimated me, and look what happened. I know you goofs watch wrestling, you know what I bring to the ring.
** One person from the crowd yells “You Suck”. All the people start laughing **
Nick: Listen to this clown, talking trash while he is hidden within all of you. Does he really have the balls to step forward and approach me? Hell no. Does he think I’m afraid of him. Ha. I wouldn’t be afraid of a joke at this convention. I feel inferior to all you useless slaves. You are my bitches people, accept it. The love of your lifes, this Gamer Nerd…
** The crowd starts to cheer **
Nick: Ahh shut up, no one likes this puke. Who is he really? All he brings to the table is a little gap between yourselves and me. He is a joke, much like all of you, and I am a messiah, like what you all wish you could be. I am the Sandman of Super Punch Out. I am the Bowser of Mario, and I am the big freak in Zelda. The only difference between me and them is, I cannot be defeated. No matter how hard you try, I WILL NEVER LOSE.
** Nick jumps off the rope as he now leans on the red ropes. He looks at the crowd that has now gotten bigger. He laughs as he continues to speak **
Nick: You fools, you look for a dream and you can never catch it. You play games to release yourself into a world that you can never achieve. I, however, am in a world that I can achieve. Right now, this is nothing more than a stepping stone for what will become of me. Today, its Gamer Nerd, tomorrow, I am in the squared circle at Red, White and Bruised, taking on the Heavyweight champion, whether it be JR Zevon, or any body else. It doesn’t matter who. Whoever it is, they will have to face the fear known as Nick Wadden. And that’s all I got to say about that.
** With that, Nick hops out of the ring. He stares at people as the crowd is almost parted for him to escape. He walks by the front desk and sees a penny. He picks it up **
Nick: Thanks for the change.
** Nick walks out the door as the scene fades to black **
Nick: $9.99? Are you serious?
** The man behind the booth begins to speak **
Man: Yes sir, that will be $9.99 please.
Nick: Why the hell am I going to pay such an unnessecary price for something I won’t even enjoy?
Man: Sir, it’s so that all the money can go towards us working. We don’t appreciate your tone and if you don’t like it, you can leave. We have other customers to serve, this event is huge. In twenty minutes, we will be having a huge LAN Battle of World of Warcraft.
** a couple kids walk by **
Kid 1: Dude, World of Warcraft is starting soon. We gotta get to our seats.
Kid 2: I know! I got my level 60 dwarf!
Kid 1: Well I have a level 70 undead.
** Nick turns around **
Nick: Well guess what I have.
Kid 1: What!?!
Nick: A dick. I use it. Piss off.
Kid 1 & 2: EWWWW!
Man: EXCUSE ME SIR! THAT WAS RUDE.
** Nick turns around and drops a ten dollar bill **
Nick: Keep the change, I need to find someone to destroy. You’re wasting my time, work with these other virgins.
** Nick walks through the convention as he looks around. He notices a ring in the corner and is curious to check it out. But he chooses not too. He continues walking and he sees aisles and aisles of losers. This is like a losers hang out for sure. Nick keeps wondering what possessed him to come here, but knowing that his opponent is new, he needs to learn everything he can from his opponent, even if it involves coming to this joke of an environment.
Nick continues to walk, when finally, he catches a poster of this Gamer Nerd. He is pointing at everyone and in his cardboardness, he is the main attraction to a certain booth. People are coming up and standing beside him and getting pictures taken. Nick shakes his head in disgust as he walks up and kicks the cardboard cut out, breaking it in half. The crowd looks in shock. One man steps up and approaches Nick **
Tyler: What the hell are you doing man?
** Tyler’s glasses start to fall down as he fixes them **
Nick: What the hell am I doing? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? Fix your glasses son, no one wants to talk to a loser who can’t even get the right size glasses. Keep that mouth up, and I’ll slap you, show your girlfriend what a real man is.
Tyler’s Girlfriend: Oh, hes a real man.
** The crowd oooh’s **
Nick: Good one, I could probably have sex with a cow if I wanted too.
** The crowd groaned and boo’d. Tyler got closer **
Tyler: What did you say?
Nick: You heard me, your gf is a cow. Look at this girl, shes a joke. Lose some weight fatty and maybe I would consider doing you. Kid, do you have any idea who I am? Really, do you?
Tyler: Who are you?
Nick: WHO AM I??
** Nick slides into the ring that’s close by and climbs the turnbuckles facing the crowd **
Nick: Who am I!?! I am none other than Nick Wadden, the newest member of the POW and your future GOD. As like right now, you will all stare at me, with the fear that so many men in that ring will as well. No one understands the power I bring. Dante felt it, the whole Pay Per View was molded by my match. People underestimated me, and look what happened. I know you goofs watch wrestling, you know what I bring to the ring.
** One person from the crowd yells “You Suck”. All the people start laughing **
Nick: Listen to this clown, talking trash while he is hidden within all of you. Does he really have the balls to step forward and approach me? Hell no. Does he think I’m afraid of him. Ha. I wouldn’t be afraid of a joke at this convention. I feel inferior to all you useless slaves. You are my bitches people, accept it. The love of your lifes, this Gamer Nerd…
** The crowd starts to cheer **
Nick: Ahh shut up, no one likes this puke. Who is he really? All he brings to the table is a little gap between yourselves and me. He is a joke, much like all of you, and I am a messiah, like what you all wish you could be. I am the Sandman of Super Punch Out. I am the Bowser of Mario, and I am the big freak in Zelda. The only difference between me and them is, I cannot be defeated. No matter how hard you try, I WILL NEVER LOSE.
** Nick jumps off the rope as he now leans on the red ropes. He looks at the crowd that has now gotten bigger. He laughs as he continues to speak **
Nick: You fools, you look for a dream and you can never catch it. You play games to release yourself into a world that you can never achieve. I, however, am in a world that I can achieve. Right now, this is nothing more than a stepping stone for what will become of me. Today, its Gamer Nerd, tomorrow, I am in the squared circle at Red, White and Bruised, taking on the Heavyweight champion, whether it be JR Zevon, or any body else. It doesn’t matter who. Whoever it is, they will have to face the fear known as Nick Wadden. And that’s all I got to say about that.
** With that, Nick hops out of the ring. He stares at people as the crowd is almost parted for him to escape. He walks by the front desk and sees a penny. He picks it up **
Nick: Thanks for the change.
** Nick walks out the door as the scene fades to black **