Post by jr200210 on May 18, 2007 18:56:50 GMT -6
It's 6am and Mike and Mike (on ESPN Radio) is running a special on Pro Wrestling. They have asked Eddie to call in on the show so they could ask him about being a pro wrestler and about his upcoming match against David Hilt.
Greeny "On today's show, I'm excited to say we'll be getting a call from Eddie Buchalini Jr., a POW Superstar, who wrestles in the New England Branch."
Golic "Yea, I think this will be the first time we talk to a Pro Wrestler on the show. I'm interested to hear from Eddie. He's a big-name wrestler, and from the research I got here in front of me he has already accomplished alot in his wrestling career and he's only in his late 20s."
Greeny "Yes, this man is just that a man. He has done it all. And I can't wait to get his call in, I have some questions for him.
We are going to break make sure you stayed tuned for Eddie's call and to vote for this week's "Just shut up award."
This is Mike and Mike"
Golic "On ESPN RADIO"
The talk show goes to commercials and when the two men go back on the air Eddie calls in promptly.
Greeny "We are back, this is Mike and Mike on ESPN Radio and we are joined today by a POW Pro Wrestler, Eddie Buchalini Jr. How are you today, Eddie?"
Eddie "I'm doing good. A little upset but overall I am good."
Golic "Why would you say you're mad?"
Eddie "Well my next opponent, David Hilt has been putting out the worst promos all week. And I think that he thinks he has the upper hand going into our match, but realistically he doesn't."
Greeny "Oh, I see. So tell me Eddie, do you like POW?"
Eddie "I think it's a stable federation, and that's what you need in wrestling stability. My only complaint as always is POW has too many championships to win, which takes away the meaning of being a champ.
But I didn't agree to come on this show so I could bash my boss and his fed, I agreed to come on this show so I could bash David
Hilt."
The two talk show hosts laugh a little bit.
Golic "Can you tell us something about you're opponent, David Hilt?"
Eddie "Yeah, I can give you a few four letter words...is that OK?
I am excited about my match, as I said before. I want to show this guy that he has yet to prove himself to me, and this match is not going to benefit me in anyway, he will get the exposure, something he needs more of, because I do a good amount of scouting myself, and if I don't know you then that pretty much sums up the fact that you're a jobber."
Greeny "A jobber?"
Eddie "Yea, no-talent, you get paid to look like a fool. A jobber tries to win, like everyone else, but the jobber just SUCKS. David Hilt t me is a jobber."
Golic "Wow you must really not like this guy."
Eddie "It's not that I hate him....yes it is. I hate David Hilt. He was given this shot, his team lost he should have been out of the race from the start but Lovejoy gave him another opportunity, and well it's not right. Work for it all...don't just dick around and let it be handed to you.
David Hilt reminds me of Dave Hunter. Two low-lifes who in my opinion have no real skills, and shouldn't be wrestling. I'll show you guys what I am talking about, come the next taping when Hilt looks clueless."
Golic "So I hear you are trying to get a streak going, can you elaborate on your 105 streak and the ties it has with Major Leaguer, Shea Hillenbrand of the Angels?"
Eddie "Yes. I am going for a record of 105 title defenses. I am not saying they will be 105 straight wins, but if I come out still retaining my Championship that will be considered a title defense.
Shea Hillenbrand is my favorite baseball player so I picked the number 105 because that's his number of career home runs."
Greeny "Interesting, well as time goes we'll be sure to check in on you, and your record."
Eddie "No need to check in on me, we all know I'll set the record. OK Greeny? Just make sure you stick with this talk-show hosting crap OK?"
Mike Greenberg is in total shock and does not say a word.
Eddie "And you Golic...you're not a man's man. I will beat you down any day of the week.
Just like at the next taping, where I will beat down David Hilt and once and for all I will show everyone I'm not kidding about what I say.
I am a true athlete and a true competitor, ready always to take down anyone, anytime, anywhere.
It doesn't matter who you are, It doesn't matter about past accomplishments, and it certainly doesn't matter what shit and how much shit you spew over the course of a week or two. All that matter is the final ring of the bell and who has the gold. That's all that matters.
As I have always said, I am "the Real Deal", I am "Greatness", "Mr. New England", whatever you want to call me, what ever nickname you want to make up it all adds up to me being the best of the best. And I am not going to allow myself to be stripped of my title by a punk, especially not a punk like Hilt.
Hilt is the epitome of a punk. He has all the qualificaitons, the cocky attitude, the lack of respect he has for others, and dammit the long blond hair. I will grab him by his hair and throw him down and apply a Sharpshooter, except I won't let go until both of his legs are broken into pieces, so even when they heal he'll never walk the same ever.....again.
Be ready Hilt, make sure you are as ready as you'll ever be. And dammit I'm telling you the truth that won't even be ready enough.
Hilt you better come strong. You better not give me an inch, because I know people like you, you're all the same. You'll do something that will cost you the entire match, and my Championship. You'll f**k it up somehow someway, and dammit I'll be there to capitilize on your mistake.
Eddie hangs up the phone abruptly
Greeny "On today's show, I'm excited to say we'll be getting a call from Eddie Buchalini Jr., a POW Superstar, who wrestles in the New England Branch."
Golic "Yea, I think this will be the first time we talk to a Pro Wrestler on the show. I'm interested to hear from Eddie. He's a big-name wrestler, and from the research I got here in front of me he has already accomplished alot in his wrestling career and he's only in his late 20s."
Greeny "Yes, this man is just that a man. He has done it all. And I can't wait to get his call in, I have some questions for him.
We are going to break make sure you stayed tuned for Eddie's call and to vote for this week's "Just shut up award."
This is Mike and Mike"
Golic "On ESPN RADIO"
The talk show goes to commercials and when the two men go back on the air Eddie calls in promptly.
Greeny "We are back, this is Mike and Mike on ESPN Radio and we are joined today by a POW Pro Wrestler, Eddie Buchalini Jr. How are you today, Eddie?"
Eddie "I'm doing good. A little upset but overall I am good."
Golic "Why would you say you're mad?"
Eddie "Well my next opponent, David Hilt has been putting out the worst promos all week. And I think that he thinks he has the upper hand going into our match, but realistically he doesn't."
Greeny "Oh, I see. So tell me Eddie, do you like POW?"
Eddie "I think it's a stable federation, and that's what you need in wrestling stability. My only complaint as always is POW has too many championships to win, which takes away the meaning of being a champ.
But I didn't agree to come on this show so I could bash my boss and his fed, I agreed to come on this show so I could bash David
Hilt."
The two talk show hosts laugh a little bit.
Golic "Can you tell us something about you're opponent, David Hilt?"
Eddie "Yeah, I can give you a few four letter words...is that OK?
I am excited about my match, as I said before. I want to show this guy that he has yet to prove himself to me, and this match is not going to benefit me in anyway, he will get the exposure, something he needs more of, because I do a good amount of scouting myself, and if I don't know you then that pretty much sums up the fact that you're a jobber."
Greeny "A jobber?"
Eddie "Yea, no-talent, you get paid to look like a fool. A jobber tries to win, like everyone else, but the jobber just SUCKS. David Hilt t me is a jobber."
Golic "Wow you must really not like this guy."
Eddie "It's not that I hate him....yes it is. I hate David Hilt. He was given this shot, his team lost he should have been out of the race from the start but Lovejoy gave him another opportunity, and well it's not right. Work for it all...don't just dick around and let it be handed to you.
David Hilt reminds me of Dave Hunter. Two low-lifes who in my opinion have no real skills, and shouldn't be wrestling. I'll show you guys what I am talking about, come the next taping when Hilt looks clueless."
Golic "So I hear you are trying to get a streak going, can you elaborate on your 105 streak and the ties it has with Major Leaguer, Shea Hillenbrand of the Angels?"
Eddie "Yes. I am going for a record of 105 title defenses. I am not saying they will be 105 straight wins, but if I come out still retaining my Championship that will be considered a title defense.
Shea Hillenbrand is my favorite baseball player so I picked the number 105 because that's his number of career home runs."
Greeny "Interesting, well as time goes we'll be sure to check in on you, and your record."
Eddie "No need to check in on me, we all know I'll set the record. OK Greeny? Just make sure you stick with this talk-show hosting crap OK?"
Mike Greenberg is in total shock and does not say a word.
Eddie "And you Golic...you're not a man's man. I will beat you down any day of the week.
Just like at the next taping, where I will beat down David Hilt and once and for all I will show everyone I'm not kidding about what I say.
I am a true athlete and a true competitor, ready always to take down anyone, anytime, anywhere.
It doesn't matter who you are, It doesn't matter about past accomplishments, and it certainly doesn't matter what shit and how much shit you spew over the course of a week or two. All that matter is the final ring of the bell and who has the gold. That's all that matters.
As I have always said, I am "the Real Deal", I am "Greatness", "Mr. New England", whatever you want to call me, what ever nickname you want to make up it all adds up to me being the best of the best. And I am not going to allow myself to be stripped of my title by a punk, especially not a punk like Hilt.
Hilt is the epitome of a punk. He has all the qualificaitons, the cocky attitude, the lack of respect he has for others, and dammit the long blond hair. I will grab him by his hair and throw him down and apply a Sharpshooter, except I won't let go until both of his legs are broken into pieces, so even when they heal he'll never walk the same ever.....again.
Be ready Hilt, make sure you are as ready as you'll ever be. And dammit I'm telling you the truth that won't even be ready enough.
Hilt you better come strong. You better not give me an inch, because I know people like you, you're all the same. You'll do something that will cost you the entire match, and my Championship. You'll f**k it up somehow someway, and dammit I'll be there to capitilize on your mistake.
Eddie hangs up the phone abruptly