Post by thewobert on Apr 9, 2007 18:28:09 GMT -6
“It had been three years since the day he left wrestling….. I think. It was bad luck that after a month of joining, the company he was with went under. What? Of course he was a hell of a fighter. He had fists of lightning. I didn’t get why he gave up boxing. That’s a man’s sport right there. No tighty-whities in that sport. What? Of course there are tighty-whities in wrestling…… Or are they pink? Hell, I don’t know…..” The drunk blurted out.
“He quit before Katrina hit-t-t-t-t?” The other drunk stuttered.
“Damn right. Drunk and trying to get some jugs flashed at him. He was here when that bitch hit. She tore the hell out of the outside of his house too. I don’t think if he was hammered he would have stayed as calm as he did. I don’t know how he kept that music playin.” The first barked angrily.
“Can you say Energizer?” The other laughed.
“Shut up Mark!” The first replied.
“So what happened man?”
“Well what the hell do you think happened? He got drunk, swam after his damn hippy van, then got picked up by the national guard.”
“Did he get taken to the Super Dome?”
“Hell no. He took one of there boats and drove back to his party!”
“Damn Bud, your boy doesn’t know when to stop partying.”
“Damn right he don’t. He took after me to well.” He laughed.
“Where’s your boy at anyways?”
“The hell if I know. He fixed up his house, patched up mine, and started rebuilding downtown. Wait, that was a year ago. What did he say? Oh yeah. He said something about some mission. Something about bringing gold to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.”
“What’s your boy been smoking? There is always gold at Mardi Gras.”
“The hell I-”
“Coming live, April 15th, 2007, to the Michaels Eighth Avenue Ballroom in
Glen Burnie, Maryland, Power on Wrestling proudly presents the first-ever show of the New England territory The Road to Big Bang! Don’t miss Flying Diamond Cutter Man taking on Big Ci, and first round of the Lethal Lottery Tourney featuring "Toro Verde" Enrique Alvarez, Night Killer, Eddie Buchalini Jr. , Dan Real, Jack "Rana King" Greaves, Mick Cormac, Victor Bloodmoon and Buddy Love Johansson!” The television blared.
“What the hell?”
“Tickets are on sale now. Check your local stations, but better yet, be there!”
“Well aren’t I a monkey’s uncle.”
“Looks like your boy is going for some gold alright.”
“Hell yeah he is. That’s my boy!”
“He quit before Katrina hit-t-t-t-t?” The other drunk stuttered.
“Damn right. Drunk and trying to get some jugs flashed at him. He was here when that bitch hit. She tore the hell out of the outside of his house too. I don’t think if he was hammered he would have stayed as calm as he did. I don’t know how he kept that music playin.” The first barked angrily.
“Can you say Energizer?” The other laughed.
“Shut up Mark!” The first replied.
“So what happened man?”
“Well what the hell do you think happened? He got drunk, swam after his damn hippy van, then got picked up by the national guard.”
“Did he get taken to the Super Dome?”
“Hell no. He took one of there boats and drove back to his party!”
“Damn Bud, your boy doesn’t know when to stop partying.”
“Damn right he don’t. He took after me to well.” He laughed.
“Where’s your boy at anyways?”
“The hell if I know. He fixed up his house, patched up mine, and started rebuilding downtown. Wait, that was a year ago. What did he say? Oh yeah. He said something about some mission. Something about bringing gold to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.”
“What’s your boy been smoking? There is always gold at Mardi Gras.”
“The hell I-”
“Coming live, April 15th, 2007, to the Michaels Eighth Avenue Ballroom in
Glen Burnie, Maryland, Power on Wrestling proudly presents the first-ever show of the New England territory The Road to Big Bang! Don’t miss Flying Diamond Cutter Man taking on Big Ci, and first round of the Lethal Lottery Tourney featuring "Toro Verde" Enrique Alvarez, Night Killer, Eddie Buchalini Jr. , Dan Real, Jack "Rana King" Greaves, Mick Cormac, Victor Bloodmoon and Buddy Love Johansson!” The television blared.
“What the hell?”
“Tickets are on sale now. Check your local stations, but better yet, be there!”
“Well aren’t I a monkey’s uncle.”
“Looks like your boy is going for some gold alright.”
“Hell yeah he is. That’s my boy!”