Post by Victor Bloodmoon on Apr 16, 2007 22:21:11 GMT -6
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor Bloodmoon is seen strolling along a Dodge City street. Why, you ask, would Victor be sightseeing when he has two huge matches this week? It’s simple: he knows he’s going to be exhausted from both his matches, so he’s taking time now to relax. He is dressed in jeans, a Metallica “Master of Puppets” t-shirt, black boots, and a tattered black leather trench coat. He eyes the various shops behind his Gargoyle sunglasses, with a smile on his face.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: It may seem that my little rut is finally over, and the time has come for me to start making my rise to the top. This week, I’ve got huge matches: one in the second round of the POW Eastern Heavyweight title tournament, which I will no doubt win with ease. Most importantly, though, is the AAA Ladder match at Spring Breakage. What makes this match so special is that whoever wins-sorry, let me rephrase that. When I win, when I grab that AAA medallion, I’ll be able to cash that baby in for any title shot I want, any place I want, any time I want. Think about that for a minute. When I win the Eastern Heavyweight title, which I will, by the way, then if I cash in my AAA medallion for a Midwestern Heavyweight title shot, which, of course, I will, I’ll be able to call myself the Undisputed POW Heavyweight Champion. I’ll truly be the most dominant athlete the POW has ever seen, and nobody will be able to argue otherwise, unless someone else is able to perform the same feat, which is highly unlikely. Mabye I’m getting ahead of myself here, but you know, it’s really hard not to when I’ve got this kind of talent as competition.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor turns a corner and finds a Home Depot parking lot at the next block. He quickly proceeds across it and enters store through the sliding glass doors. The cameraman follows him. Victor looks around for a minute, then begins his leisurely pace again, walking in front of the various aisles of the store.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: Night and Daye. I have no idea who these clowns are, yet they seem to be the experts on me. Night, you think just because I’m from Germany, it automatically makes me a Nazi. Well, during WWII, not all Germans were Nazis. Some of them were on the other side. But, that’s another story. Night and Daye, I assure you, if you don’t move out of the path of the German Juggernaut, he will move you out of the way…hard. Flap Flanagan. Not worth my time. I’ll use him to beat Night and Daye with. Next, we have Shadow, a guy who likes to have conversations with himself. All I need is for him to engage in one of his convos, and he’ll confuse everybody into unconsciousness. That is, if I haven’t taken them all out first. Big Ci, the leader of the wannabe Horsemen. I’ve had some dealings with Ci before in a two-bit promotion called the UWL. He’s got some skill, I’ll give him that, but he’s no Victor Bloodmoon. I’ll once again make sure that he suffers greatly for further tarnishing the legacy of the Horsemen. Finally, we are brought to Kid Luck. After losing that fatal four-way last week, it would appear that his luck has just about run out. Kid, I’m sorry to inform you that your unlucky streak is going to have to be extended for at least one more match.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor looks up and sees a sign that says “Aisle 18,” and starts walking down it.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: That’s the funny thing about ladder matches. You don’t have to be the most talented wrestler, or the most dominating one. In a ladder match, sometimes it’s the luckiest wrestler that prevails. To win a ladder match, you have to come upon an chance to win, and jump on it. You have take advantage of every opportunity that comes your way. That’s how I got to be where I am. I see a tournament to crown a new Heavyweight champion, and I throw my name in. I get put in a ladder match for a title shot any time I want, and I prepare for it with vigorous intensity. That’s how you become successful in this business. To be successful, you have to take from everything around you, and pull it into you, and make it yours. This ladder match, it’s just another opportunity for me. And I will promise everybody, that this is one opportunity that I am not letting slip past.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor stops, and eyes the section. He looks up and down, left and right at the various ladders of different shapes and sizes. A Hispanic man with an orange Home Depot vest walks into view.}[/shadow]
[glow=green,2,30000000]Man: Hola, senor! I mean, hello sir, my name is Miguel. Are you finding everything allright here?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: Mabye you could help me with this. What’s the tallest, strongest ladder you have?[/glow]
[glow=green,2,30000000]Miguel: Oh, that be our vente- I mean 30 footer right here, right here. Do you want some help carrying this thing, holmes?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: That’s okay, I can handle it myself.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,30000000]Miguel: Um okay. Adios, I mean, good bye, sir.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Miguel walks away as Victor takes the 30 foot ladder off of aisle and puts it on his back. He starts walking with it, dragging its lower legs on the ground with a small grinding noise.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: To my other competitors, I give you my sincerest apologies that you have to endure this kind of punishment from the German Juggernaut. But I'm afarid it will be neccessary, as I will be the one walking out with that AAA medallion. As I always promise…I will be…victorious.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor walks past the camera. The last shot seen is of Victor with the ladder on his back, walking out of the aisle and out of view as the scene fades out.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: It may seem that my little rut is finally over, and the time has come for me to start making my rise to the top. This week, I’ve got huge matches: one in the second round of the POW Eastern Heavyweight title tournament, which I will no doubt win with ease. Most importantly, though, is the AAA Ladder match at Spring Breakage. What makes this match so special is that whoever wins-sorry, let me rephrase that. When I win, when I grab that AAA medallion, I’ll be able to cash that baby in for any title shot I want, any place I want, any time I want. Think about that for a minute. When I win the Eastern Heavyweight title, which I will, by the way, then if I cash in my AAA medallion for a Midwestern Heavyweight title shot, which, of course, I will, I’ll be able to call myself the Undisputed POW Heavyweight Champion. I’ll truly be the most dominant athlete the POW has ever seen, and nobody will be able to argue otherwise, unless someone else is able to perform the same feat, which is highly unlikely. Mabye I’m getting ahead of myself here, but you know, it’s really hard not to when I’ve got this kind of talent as competition.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor turns a corner and finds a Home Depot parking lot at the next block. He quickly proceeds across it and enters store through the sliding glass doors. The cameraman follows him. Victor looks around for a minute, then begins his leisurely pace again, walking in front of the various aisles of the store.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: Night and Daye. I have no idea who these clowns are, yet they seem to be the experts on me. Night, you think just because I’m from Germany, it automatically makes me a Nazi. Well, during WWII, not all Germans were Nazis. Some of them were on the other side. But, that’s another story. Night and Daye, I assure you, if you don’t move out of the path of the German Juggernaut, he will move you out of the way…hard. Flap Flanagan. Not worth my time. I’ll use him to beat Night and Daye with. Next, we have Shadow, a guy who likes to have conversations with himself. All I need is for him to engage in one of his convos, and he’ll confuse everybody into unconsciousness. That is, if I haven’t taken them all out first. Big Ci, the leader of the wannabe Horsemen. I’ve had some dealings with Ci before in a two-bit promotion called the UWL. He’s got some skill, I’ll give him that, but he’s no Victor Bloodmoon. I’ll once again make sure that he suffers greatly for further tarnishing the legacy of the Horsemen. Finally, we are brought to Kid Luck. After losing that fatal four-way last week, it would appear that his luck has just about run out. Kid, I’m sorry to inform you that your unlucky streak is going to have to be extended for at least one more match.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor looks up and sees a sign that says “Aisle 18,” and starts walking down it.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: That’s the funny thing about ladder matches. You don’t have to be the most talented wrestler, or the most dominating one. In a ladder match, sometimes it’s the luckiest wrestler that prevails. To win a ladder match, you have to come upon an chance to win, and jump on it. You have take advantage of every opportunity that comes your way. That’s how I got to be where I am. I see a tournament to crown a new Heavyweight champion, and I throw my name in. I get put in a ladder match for a title shot any time I want, and I prepare for it with vigorous intensity. That’s how you become successful in this business. To be successful, you have to take from everything around you, and pull it into you, and make it yours. This ladder match, it’s just another opportunity for me. And I will promise everybody, that this is one opportunity that I am not letting slip past.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor stops, and eyes the section. He looks up and down, left and right at the various ladders of different shapes and sizes. A Hispanic man with an orange Home Depot vest walks into view.}[/shadow]
[glow=green,2,30000000]Man: Hola, senor! I mean, hello sir, my name is Miguel. Are you finding everything allright here?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: Mabye you could help me with this. What’s the tallest, strongest ladder you have?[/glow]
[glow=green,2,30000000]Miguel: Oh, that be our vente- I mean 30 footer right here, right here. Do you want some help carrying this thing, holmes?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: That’s okay, I can handle it myself.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,30000000]Miguel: Um okay. Adios, I mean, good bye, sir.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Miguel walks away as Victor takes the 30 foot ladder off of aisle and puts it on his back. He starts walking with it, dragging its lower legs on the ground with a small grinding noise.}[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,30000000]Victor: To my other competitors, I give you my sincerest apologies that you have to endure this kind of punishment from the German Juggernaut. But I'm afarid it will be neccessary, as I will be the one walking out with that AAA medallion. As I always promise…I will be…victorious.[/glow]
[shadow=orange,left,30000000]{Victor walks past the camera. The last shot seen is of Victor with the ladder on his back, walking out of the aisle and out of view as the scene fades out.}[/shadow]
