David Hilt Promo

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What? Damn, you're right!
Dare is about obsession
It's something inside
Wounds are bleeding in my hands
Turning blind

the scene opens with Fragile playing. Fans, unfamiliar with the music, are of course confused, and silent, not knowing how to react. A video begins to play, distorted at first, but after coming into focus, a series of wrestling rings are shown, obviously from other indy feds.

This is repeated, this time showing David Hilt, flashing on and off the screen, inside the rings. Once the video starts to play again, fans are now shown in their seats. Soon after, the camera is focused on the middle of a mat, blood is dripping onto it from an unknown source.

As the camera pans out, an unknown wrestler is shown with a full crimson mask, blood pouring from his face, and once the camera reveals more, he's also shown to be a submission hold by David Hilt, an inverted cloverleaf.

A weird voice suddenly starts announcing: "He simply calls this the 42. There's an alternate version with a similarly numeric name, the 402. But we ran out of tape before we could record it..."

The video switches to what appears to be another match, as the second it does, David Hilt spears another random opponent, and follows up with a flurry of punches.

The voice once again announces the move: "He calls that the Pommel, inspired by his favorite professional wrestler, and idol, Edge. Yeah, he's awesome. Let him hear you say otherwise, and it'll probably be the last thing you say...don't say I didn't warn you. Seriously. Just don't. This dude's cool, he shouldn't end up in prison or something. Yeah..."

The video switches yet again to another match. The camera pans up from the corner of the ring, showing David Hilt on the top ropes. Seconds later, he's jumped off, and has hit a Swanton Bomb on his near unconscious foe.
The "somewhat mysterious...but not really,"
Voice speaks again: "Um...Well...Yeah there's no special name for that one. But it's badass, right?!"

And for a last time, the video is showing another match. David Hilt, in the ring once again, with another unknown indy wrestler (of course). After the two trade punches, Hilt hits a toe kick. He wraps his arm around the head of the opponent, as if he was going to do a DDT. But no, he flings him upward on his shoulder. Positioning his arms to be in a sort of reverse Full Nelson, he squeezes his opponents back against his shoulder, and jumps afterward, loosening his grip on the wrestler so he comes slamming down on his shoulder. Then he violently slams him down, face first, on the mat.

Voice: "I'm sure you expected me again. Anyway, that's his signature special, the Crossguard. I feel sorry for the son of a bitch who just got hit with it. I mean really, the whole thing looked rather painfu-the voice is cut of by another voice off screen: "Um...who are you?"

Original Voice: "Uh...I'm the announcer guy, you need one if you're going to show a promo video..."

Second voice: "But I didn't ask for any announcer..."

Original Voice: "er, uh...That may be so, but if you need an announcer for a promo video, would it not be logical for an announcer to be assigned to said video, whether it was asked for or not?"

Voice 2: "Oh...Well that sounds reasonab...wait, no! If I didn't want one, then I didn't want one. Just go away."

Original Voice:"*sighs* Alright, sorry. I just thought it wouldn't be so bad. I'm actually a fan, and announcing your complete badassedness was just too cool to pass up. Maybe you could at least hang out with me sometime?"

Voice 2: "...I guess I'm flattered? I don't know. But it might be kinda hard to 'hang out' with a random voice... Maybe it's best you just go like I said..."

Original Voice: "...Fine, I guess this has been going on too long anyway rig-Voice 2 cutting him off: "Right. Go." Original Voice: "...-Voice 2 cutting him off again: "Don't even start. Go."

After the original voice isn't heard again, the source of the second voice reveals himself on camera, and of course, it's David Hilt.

Hilt: *ahem* "Now that that's over with...hey, what exactly was happening with the video thing while we were going on? ...Eh, who cares. Now, to the point of this whole thing, and by the way, I'm sorry the voice...thing delayed me getting to this...

Yeah, anyway, this video shows you exactly what I do in the ring. I make my opponents tap out, feel pain, bleed. I humiliate them. Now you might take me as being arrogant, but trust me, in the ring, I'm more intense than any guy you will ever find. Get to know me outside of it, and you might take a liking to me, otherwise...Yeah I guess I am arrogant...Wait, I think I was supposed to stay positive about this...Uh yeah, so where was I...

Ah, yeah, the humiliation thing. I'll let you know now that no matter whether I carry a grudge with you going into that ring or not, I'm giving it my all. every single match, I do not back down.

Especially now. I am debuting soon in POW, and you'd best rest assured I will not lose my debut match. If at anytime I choose to prove myself to you, it will be at first impression. Your first impression of me will be as a winner.

You three in the fatal four way, know now that I have nothing against you when I catch you in a 42, or when I Pommel you, when you get Swanton Bombed, or when I hit you with a Crossguard. I sincerely hope the pain you will experience will not make you an enemy of mine, but by no means will I go easy on anybody in this company, friend or foe."

Original Voice: "Dude, that was beautiful. Orgasmic even."

Hilt: "I WASN'T DONE YET."

Original Voice: "Oh...sorry."

Hilt: "SCREW IT."

Hilt storms off camera, and the video is left there, with the voice ramblimg on confused, before the feed is finally cut.